1 00:02:23,016 --> 00:02:25,449 (TYPING) 2 00:02:30,266 --> 00:02:33,958 MAN: Well, I do want our readers to feel that this is really your story 3 00:02:34,058 --> 00:02:36,041 so I thought I'd, perhaps, ask a few questions 4 00:02:36,141 --> 00:02:38,791 and if you just answer them in your own words. 5 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:41,708 WOMAN: Yes, I see. All right, ask away. 6 00:02:41,808 --> 00:02:44,833 MAN: Well, let's start at the beginning, shall we? 7 00:02:44,933 --> 00:02:48,333 Well, I... I had a terribly ordinary childhood, I'm afraid. 8 00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:50,583 Born at an early age and all that. 9 00:02:50,683 --> 00:02:53,291 Fell off lots of bicycles, ate too many cream cakes. 10 00:02:53,391 --> 00:02:55,625 A normal childhood, you know. 11 00:02:55,725 --> 00:02:58,291 Oh, this is me, age six. 12 00:02:58,391 --> 00:03:01,750 Probably a piece of chewing gum stuck under my hat, only you can't see. 13 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:06,541 I do remember I was always the sort of child who got picked on to do things. 14 00:03:06,641 --> 00:03:10,458 (SINGS) La-la-la, la-la-la... 15 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,583 What a darling little baby he is! 16 00:03:12,683 --> 00:03:15,333 Joseph was actually my older sister Felicity. 17 00:03:15,433 --> 00:03:18,500 I am afraid I told everyone she'd grown the beard specially for the part. 18 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,240 Felicity, poor thing, was not amused. 19 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:26,625 (WHISPERS) You must be very proud of her, Mrs Carter. 20 00:03:26,725 --> 00:03:28,791 She's a darling. 21 00:03:28,891 --> 00:03:31,083 WOMAN: She's going to go a long way. 22 00:03:31,183 --> 00:03:33,041 You can see that. 23 00:03:33,141 --> 00:03:35,949 MRS CARTER: Yes, I think she is. 24 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:39,250 WOMAN: This is me, age 20. 25 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:40,875 I don't know what I was wearing. 26 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:42,833 Terribly Chelsea I thought I was. 27 00:03:42,933 --> 00:03:46,157 And, really, I suppose I was as square as an ice cube with it. 28 00:03:51,516 --> 00:03:53,208 - Try that one over there. - Right you are. 29 00:03:53,308 --> 00:03:55,416 - What, me on the telly? - It won't take a minute. 30 00:03:55,516 --> 00:03:57,208 How fascinating. You must tell me what to do. 31 00:03:57,308 --> 00:03:58,833 Could you come this way, please, then? 32 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:03,000 Oh, yes, I hate convention. You can't breathe. You have to break away. 33 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:05,699 But isn't the breakaway of yesterday the convention of today? 34 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,708 Well, then, you have to break away again. 35 00:04:08,808 --> 00:04:11,125 Just for the sake of it? Isn't that conventional? 36 00:04:11,225 --> 00:04:13,666 The way young people live today. I mean in the way, er... 37 00:04:13,766 --> 00:04:17,500 they dress... the way they dance, the way they talk even... 38 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,500 That's more conventional than what they're trying to get away from. 39 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,375 WOMAN: Would you say the way I dress is conventional? 40 00:04:22,475 --> 00:04:25,458 MAN: Well, you're dressed in the height of fashion and your hair is... 41 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:27,916 - WOMAN: Oh, I just wash and curl it. - It's fine. We'll use that. Very good. 42 00:04:28,016 --> 00:04:30,199 MAN: What's more conventional than that? 43 00:04:33,266 --> 00:04:35,916 MAN: How conventional are we in matters of public taste? 44 00:04:36,016 --> 00:04:39,750 The London skyline is constantly altering and yet young architects... 45 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:42,125 Thank you so much for letting me see the finished product. 46 00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:45,041 - It's a very good programme. - You really think so? 47 00:04:45,141 --> 00:04:48,333 Mm... I thought I looked ghastly but it was a super programme. 48 00:04:48,433 --> 00:04:51,208 Well, I thought you looked super and the programme looked ghastly. 49 00:04:51,308 --> 00:04:53,083 What's more, I'm right too. 50 00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:57,583 No, I thought you looked frightfully lean and intelligent. 51 00:04:57,683 --> 00:05:01,041 (CHUCKLES) I am frightfully lean and intelligent. Not that it helps. 52 00:05:01,141 --> 00:05:02,083 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 53 00:05:02,183 --> 00:05:04,000 Gosh, you must lead such an interesting life. 54 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:05,708 Being a professional questioner? 55 00:05:05,808 --> 00:05:08,125 Oh, it's better than being a professional bosom. 56 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,875 (SCOFFS) What's that? 57 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:12,083 You should try posing for Bride some time. 58 00:05:12,183 --> 00:05:15,407 I did once. Disaster. A complete disaster. 59 00:05:17,141 --> 00:05:19,407 Oh! Is this yours? 60 00:05:20,475 --> 00:05:21,958 Why, yes, as a matter of fact it is. 61 00:05:22,058 --> 00:05:23,490 Oh... 62 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:25,916 This one. 63 00:05:26,016 --> 00:05:29,240 - What do you think I am? Go on... - Oh, my dear... 64 00:05:32,016 --> 00:05:37,324 There's so much junk in this car. I keep on chucking things out... 65 00:05:39,475 --> 00:05:40,541 Have an acid drop. 66 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,541 Oh, yes. I'd love one. Thank you. 67 00:05:42,641 --> 00:05:45,041 - One... two... - Ooh, thank you! 68 00:05:45,141 --> 00:05:47,574 - ...three... - Ooh, dear! 69 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:54,750 WOMAN: Well, we... we just sort of began to meet, you know. 70 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:58,458 He had tickets for this or he thought I might be interested in that. 71 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,291 It was really mostly mental to start with. 72 00:06:01,391 --> 00:06:03,500 There was nothing deliberate about it. 73 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,824 We didn't know what we were doing at all. 74 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:26,916 - Oh, you're a thoroughly rotten shot. - Thoroughly rotten target. 75 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:29,199 You couldn't hit a dicky bird. 76 00:06:30,225 --> 00:06:32,407 MAN: Ooh, buried treasure. 77 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:34,449 Oh. 78 00:06:35,641 --> 00:06:37,824 Heads we do, tails we don't. 79 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:42,365 We do. 80 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:50,365 Oh, how I'd love to live here. 81 00:06:51,516 --> 00:06:55,782 - (IMITATES GUNSHOTS) - (LAUGHS) 82 00:07:06,558 --> 00:07:08,500 Well, we'd have to do an awful lot to it. 83 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,782 We'd have to do everything to it. 84 00:07:11,975 --> 00:07:14,157 Yes, you're right. 85 00:07:17,308 --> 00:07:20,125 Do you know these cottages are being carefully rehabilitated? 86 00:07:20,225 --> 00:07:22,208 At great expense. 87 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,750 "And will emerge as unique cottage-type homes of distinction." 88 00:07:24,850 --> 00:07:26,791 Do you want to live in a cottage-type home of distinction? 89 00:07:26,891 --> 00:07:28,458 I wouldn't mind. 90 00:07:28,558 --> 00:07:30,458 With a yellow front door and a carriage lamp to match? 91 00:07:30,558 --> 00:07:33,375 - Absolutely lovely. - You are ghastly. You don't mean it. 92 00:07:33,475 --> 00:07:35,208 I do! 93 00:07:35,308 --> 00:07:38,041 - You are a fantastic girl. - Why? 94 00:07:38,141 --> 00:07:40,324 I don't know. You just are. 95 00:07:45,475 --> 00:07:48,166 Oh, it should be so easy to be happy, shouldn't it? 96 00:07:48,266 --> 00:07:50,958 Should be the easiest thing in the world. 97 00:07:51,058 --> 00:07:53,115 Should be. 98 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,615 I wonder why it isn't. 99 00:07:58,975 --> 00:08:00,824 Maybe it is. 100 00:08:08,475 --> 00:08:10,657 Is it all right for Wednesday? 101 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:14,615 Yes, it's all right for Wednesday. 102 00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:22,541 (SIGHS) I hate this furtiveness. 103 00:08:22,641 --> 00:08:24,916 It's so corny. 104 00:08:25,016 --> 00:08:28,240 - It's ever so embarrassing. - What do you want to do, then? 105 00:08:29,641 --> 00:08:31,824 I don't know. 106 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:35,032 I do know. 107 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,449 I don't know. 108 00:08:39,766 --> 00:08:41,541 I know. 109 00:08:41,641 --> 00:08:43,824 (TRAIN RUMBLING) 110 00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:54,407 Wife. 111 00:08:55,641 --> 00:08:57,166 Husband. 112 00:08:57,266 --> 00:08:59,041 (IMITATES GUNSHOT) 113 00:08:59,141 --> 00:09:05,041 (MOUTHS TO RECORDED MALE ITALIAN VOICE) 114 00:09:05,141 --> 00:09:10,375 (REPEATS ITALIAN) 115 00:09:10,475 --> 00:09:12,250 Come on, darling... 116 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:16,458 - (REPEATS ITALIAN) - (RECORDING CONTINUES) 117 00:09:16,558 --> 00:09:20,583 (GASPS) Oh, it's so boring. 118 00:09:20,683 --> 00:09:21,791 Oh, come on, darling. 119 00:09:21,891 --> 00:09:25,458 You started it. It was your idea that we learn the language for our holiday. 120 00:09:25,558 --> 00:09:29,166 Yes and all we'd ever be able to say was, "Oh, what a lovely view!" 121 00:09:29,266 --> 00:09:31,583 Well, I'm getting on with it. 122 00:09:31,683 --> 00:09:34,115 All right, you get on with it. 123 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,208 WOMAN: Of course I loved him dearly. 124 00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:40,208 He was one of the nicest boys in the world. 125 00:09:40,308 --> 00:09:43,041 It's just that he was so desperately immature. 126 00:09:43,141 --> 00:09:45,250 Marriage had been sort of foisted on him. 127 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:48,041 He just wasn't ready for the responsibility. 128 00:09:48,141 --> 00:09:50,125 He tried nobly but, you know... 129 00:09:50,225 --> 00:09:53,208 He hadn't really got the faintest idea what it was all about. 130 00:09:53,308 --> 00:09:55,032 (SQUEAKS) 131 00:09:57,433 --> 00:10:01,083 Now, Mr Southgate, you have the reputation of being something of a... 132 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,333 a lone wolf. 133 00:10:02,433 --> 00:10:04,708 Is this a protest against the establishment? 134 00:10:04,808 --> 00:10:10,958 It's true I have always preferred to be a mouse, walk by itself, 135 00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:15,083 rather than a member of a group of literary lions 136 00:10:15,183 --> 00:10:19,333 always licking each other, washing each other behind the ears, 137 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,625 and biting each other. 138 00:10:20,725 --> 00:10:24,990 And as you know, they're behind bars in a cultural zoo. 139 00:10:27,225 --> 00:10:30,750 - They won't let you print that. - Oh, yes they will, if I fight. 140 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:33,240 - And will you fight? - He fights. 141 00:10:35,391 --> 00:10:37,541 Er... something else. 142 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:41,458 Now that you've moved down here, into the country, into virtual isolation... 143 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:46,074 WOMAN: Robert had marvellous tact. Incredible maturity, sensitivity. 144 00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:50,583 He'd got this funny old bloke spouting his head off. Fascinating. 145 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,865 I'd never met anyone like old Southgate. 146 00:10:53,475 --> 00:10:56,375 Suddenly one felt madly "in", you know. 147 00:10:56,475 --> 00:11:01,166 I mean, to think: "This is one of the great writers of the century and here I am." 148 00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:02,699 Well, it was extraordinary. 149 00:11:03,641 --> 00:11:08,333 I don't really remember much anyone said. That wasn't really the thing. 150 00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:11,416 The thing was, they accepted me. 151 00:11:11,516 --> 00:11:13,458 Oh, I'm just dying to read your books. 152 00:11:13,558 --> 00:11:15,041 They're mostly out of print. 153 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,958 - Do you mind if I help myself? - Please do. 154 00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:19,625 Thank you. 155 00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:21,583 Well, it's been fabulous meeting you. 156 00:11:21,683 --> 00:11:24,791 - Are you a truth-teller? - Yes, I think so. 157 00:11:24,891 --> 00:11:27,074 SOUTHGATE: Is she? 158 00:11:27,891 --> 00:11:29,125 Well... she is with me. 159 00:11:29,225 --> 00:11:32,625 You consider yourself a very lucky man. 160 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,907 Oh, yes, I do. 161 00:11:37,683 --> 00:11:39,833 Gosh, that's marvellous. 162 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,166 I'm glad you like it. 163 00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:45,532 I'd rather have done it than written half my stories. 164 00:11:46,683 --> 00:11:49,407 Probably only took him half an hour, you know. 165 00:11:52,183 --> 00:11:53,541 I should like you to have it. 166 00:11:53,641 --> 00:11:56,583 - Both of you. - WOMAN: I couldn't possibly. 167 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,875 - Please. - It's yours. It belongs to you. 168 00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:02,291 I'm 78 years old, more or less. 169 00:12:02,391 --> 00:12:06,458 Besides, I'd much rather you left this place with this under your arm, 170 00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,907 than that recording of antique birdsong. 171 00:12:10,975 --> 00:12:13,157 Thank you. 172 00:13:13,016 --> 00:13:15,375 Just one moment please, I have a call for you. 173 00:13:15,475 --> 00:13:17,657 Go ahead, Ipswich. 174 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,708 Estelle? 175 00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:23,541 - ROBERT: How are the children? - Fine. 176 00:13:23,641 --> 00:13:25,157 ROBERT: I shall have to stay the night. 177 00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:27,458 I'm staying with him actually. 178 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,416 Oh. All right. 179 00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:31,541 So, I'm sorry. Give them my love, will you? 180 00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:34,250 And tell them I'll see them tomorrow. 181 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:37,574 Mm-hm. Bye. 182 00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:43,000 OK, your go now. 183 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,532 Right, I'll get... some money. 184 00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:49,625 - Euston 4614. - Go ahead, Southampton. 185 00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:53,166 Hello, Tony? Hello, love. I'm still in Southampton. 186 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:57,208 - Well, hell, what a bore. - It's just as much of a bore for me. 187 00:13:57,308 --> 00:13:59,416 OK, yes. See you tomorrow, then. Bye-bye, darling. 188 00:13:59,516 --> 00:14:02,750 (BLOWS KISS) Bye. 189 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:06,074 (SIGHS THEN GIGGLES) 190 00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:36,699 - (ROBERT CLEARS THROAT) - Thank you, sir. 191 00:14:46,558 --> 00:14:48,115 (CLEARS THROAT) 192 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,250 (WOMAN GIGGLES) 193 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:56,532 Wait till we get these on. 194 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,333 (AFFECTS NORTHERN ACCENT) Funny pair, that Mr and Mrs Golden, 409. 195 00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:06,574 (CHUCKLES) 196 00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:13,416 I suppose... you've done this sort of thing hundreds of times before. 197 00:15:13,516 --> 00:15:15,416 You're wrong. 198 00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:17,583 (WHISPERS) I have never. 199 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,865 Not exactly my line either. 200 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,657 I just happen to love you. 201 00:15:23,475 --> 00:15:25,657 I told you. 202 00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:30,990 It is... real, then. 203 00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:35,407 It's the first time I've felt real for a long time. 204 00:15:36,475 --> 00:15:38,375 Me too. 205 00:15:38,475 --> 00:15:39,541 Me one... 206 00:15:39,641 --> 00:15:41,824 Me two... 207 00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:47,324 Go on. 208 00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:57,958 Oh, look. How jazzy! 209 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:01,282 Every three hours we can call for refreshments. 210 00:16:04,391 --> 00:16:05,949 Welcome. 211 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:18,699 WOMAN: The thought of breaking up a family was absolutely repellent to me. 212 00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,833 If anyone had told me that I was doing anything like that 213 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:24,115 I would have been horrified. 214 00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:31,615 I have always regarded families as... well... unbustable, you know? 215 00:17:12,725 --> 00:17:16,875 MAN: ...and there's pictures of Cambridge. 216 00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:20,250 A very convenient door through there, leading to bedroom. 217 00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:24,041 - A picture, reproduction, of clown. - WOMAN: Glass is cracked. 218 00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:29,333 Yes, er... Mirror with gilt ormolu frame. One clock, seems to have stopped, 219 00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,250 but I'm sure it only needs winding. 220 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,625 And through here, of course, you've got your hall. 221 00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:36,583 Er... the gas meter's there. 222 00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:40,166 Through there to the kitchen, three steps up here to the bathroom... 223 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:43,333 ESTATE AGENT: Large cupboard, very useful for leaving one's coats... 224 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:46,166 and then here in the kitchen we have the gas cooker, 225 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:50,032 which was put in by the last tenant, so it's relatively new... 226 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,500 Your books have arrived. 227 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,782 And, er... your records. 228 00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:20,657 - Are these yours? - Yes. 229 00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:02,115 (MUFFLED LAUGHTER, POP INSTRUMENTAL) 230 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,250 Hello, my darling. 231 00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,541 ROBERT: (ON TAPE) ...it doesn't intrude on you because it's been dead for so long. 232 00:19:07,641 --> 00:19:10,750 It has the sort of property of a sort of beautifully laid-out corpse. 233 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,416 You don't worry about it. It's always there... 234 00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,407 Ooh, darling... 235 00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:20,583 Sorry. Are Liz and Willy on or off at the moment? 236 00:19:20,683 --> 00:19:22,500 Oh, I don't know. I have no idea at all. 237 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,541 What shall I put? 238 00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:25,958 Just put "With best wishes" and leave out "to you both". 239 00:19:26,058 --> 00:19:32,875 "Luv, Robert and Diana. Kisses." 240 00:19:32,975 --> 00:19:35,958 (GLASS SHATTERS IN THE DISTANCE, LAUGHTER) 241 00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:39,250 - Happy Christmas, baby. - Cool Christmas, honey. 242 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,199 Happy Christmas! 243 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:46,750 Darling, two gorgeous Negroes have just gone upstairs. What's going on up there? 244 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:49,032 They're having a diplomatic reception. 245 00:19:50,141 --> 00:19:51,083 Oh... 246 00:19:51,183 --> 00:19:53,500 Would you like to have a diplomatic reception? 247 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,824 What a good idea! 248 00:19:58,141 --> 00:20:00,324 (MUFFLED CHATTER) 249 00:20:05,725 --> 00:20:07,907 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 250 00:20:10,225 --> 00:20:12,407 I can't get them to go. 251 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:17,541 Well, make them. Force them to go. 252 00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:19,000 How? 253 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,541 I don't know. Can't you force them to go? 254 00:20:21,641 --> 00:20:23,541 I don't know half of them. 255 00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:27,166 Oh, dear. I just wish they'd all go away from our little place. 256 00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:29,916 Why did we ever have this... party? 257 00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:33,782 I don't know. I wish they'd all... go! 258 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,782 Oh... my friends seemed to get on very well with your friends. 259 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,699 Your friends are so pretty. 260 00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:51,032 (SLURRING) Yours... so intelligent. 261 00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:55,875 DIANA: I couldn't have been happy if I'd kept Robert from his children. 262 00:20:55,975 --> 00:21:00,500 I was absolutely insistent, rain or shine, he went and saw them. 263 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,333 I couldn't have forgiven myself if he hadn't done that, you see! 264 00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:07,166 "I've never really been the jealous type. 265 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,449 Where the hell have you been? 266 00:21:10,641 --> 00:21:13,865 - I told you. To see the children. - Until this hour? 267 00:21:17,391 --> 00:21:19,791 Did you see her? 268 00:21:19,891 --> 00:21:22,657 - Her? - Her. 269 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,333 No. 270 00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:28,615 I don't know whether I believe you. 271 00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:31,708 What makes you think she wants to see me? 272 00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:33,166 Perhaps you want to see her. 273 00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:34,208 Perhaps I do. 274 00:21:34,308 --> 00:21:37,407 Well, why don't you tell me if you want to, if you're still in love with her? 275 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,333 Oh, Lord... 276 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:44,699 Look here. No, listen. 277 00:21:45,933 --> 00:21:49,157 I love you. Honestly. 278 00:21:52,141 --> 00:21:55,041 - You won't leave me, will you? - Leave you? 279 00:21:55,141 --> 00:21:57,250 God, leave you... If you only... 280 00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:01,166 - If only you knew. - I'm so... 281 00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:02,916 I'm so frightened sometimes. 282 00:22:03,016 --> 00:22:06,625 What do you mean? What are you frightened of? 283 00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:08,375 Being so happy! 284 00:22:08,475 --> 00:22:10,032 (ROBERT SNORTS) 285 00:22:17,808 --> 00:22:22,074 Listen, shall we get married? Get married and finish all this? 286 00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:27,291 Oh, darling, I'm so happy as we are. 287 00:22:27,391 --> 00:22:29,574 I don't want anything to change. 288 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:33,291 If we got... married, there'd be so much... 289 00:22:33,391 --> 00:22:36,250 bitterness and unhappiness for everyone, wouldn't there? 290 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:39,574 (SIGHS) Darling... 291 00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:06,115 (TRAIN HORN) 292 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:17,083 Good evening. 293 00:23:17,183 --> 00:23:19,208 An American statesman recently said 294 00:23:19,308 --> 00:23:23,166 that Britain was a country which had lost pride in itself. 295 00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:26,083 Have we so much to be ashamed of, I wonder? 296 00:23:26,183 --> 00:23:27,699 Let's find out. 297 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,907 What are you ashamed of in Britain today? 298 00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:36,083 Well... let's see. Can't think of nothing. 299 00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:37,416 Nothing? 300 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:40,333 Well, the traffic and that. You know, it's a bit congested... 301 00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:42,625 - All the time... - And that's the worst thing? 302 00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,833 Well, some people don't work hard enough. 303 00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:49,375 Well, I work hard in Bristol for one person, I do it for one person. 304 00:23:49,475 --> 00:23:51,583 Her name's Margaret Roberts. I've got the photograph on me. 305 00:23:51,683 --> 00:23:52,791 ROBERT: Mm-hm... 306 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:56,291 Well, everyone these days, wants something for nothing. 307 00:23:56,391 --> 00:24:00,958 They don't want to put anything out for what they're striving to get out of this. 308 00:24:01,058 --> 00:24:05,500 Erm, talking as a Londoner, I think, in London itself, the amount of, erm... 309 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,500 how rife homosexuality has become, in London itself. 310 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,416 I would say again, in retrospect, that a few years back, that, erm... 311 00:24:12,516 --> 00:24:15,208 again, two or three years ago, that you were... 312 00:24:15,308 --> 00:24:17,833 very blatantly sort of approached by different people in different places. 313 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,208 - Really? - Mm-hm... 314 00:24:19,308 --> 00:24:22,375 And you do... It does sort of still... It's still... You say it's worse? 315 00:24:22,475 --> 00:24:24,416 I think it's become worse over a period of time. 316 00:24:24,516 --> 00:24:27,032 - But you have to live with it. - Yes, I suppose so. 317 00:24:31,558 --> 00:24:34,791 - Try my London number again, will you? - What was that number again? 318 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,074 Flaxman, double-two-four-nine. 319 00:24:39,683 --> 00:24:41,865 (RINGING) 320 00:24:48,933 --> 00:24:51,115 (APPLAUSE) 321 00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:56,875 DIANA: Morphy Richards refrigerator, gift of Mr Charles Glass... 322 00:24:56,975 --> 00:25:00,125 Number 81! 323 00:25:00,225 --> 00:25:03,708 - MAN: Here! - Mr David Courtney-Barnett. 324 00:25:03,808 --> 00:25:08,083 Holiday for two in the Bahamas, gift of Mr Samuel Goldstone... 325 00:25:08,183 --> 00:25:10,333 Number... 326 00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:12,083 68! 327 00:25:12,183 --> 00:25:16,708 Yes, me! But, I've just come back. 328 00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:20,458 DIANA: Normally I never did charity work. It's usually terribly draggy. 329 00:25:20,558 --> 00:25:25,449 But, you know, Robert was away and Miles Brand phoned the same day. 330 00:25:26,266 --> 00:25:29,583 After all, he had chosen me for the Honeyglow Girl. 331 00:25:29,683 --> 00:25:30,833 - MAN: Hi Miles. - Hello. 332 00:25:30,933 --> 00:25:32,833 DIANA: Miles didn't mean a thing in my private life. 333 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,708 I didn't attach any importance to it. 334 00:25:35,808 --> 00:25:38,125 Still admire yourself as much as ever, Miles? 335 00:25:38,225 --> 00:25:39,708 Carlotta! 336 00:25:39,808 --> 00:25:41,833 How lucky it is you're a man after your own heart. 337 00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:44,666 Darling, I thought I could smell prussic acid. 338 00:25:44,766 --> 00:25:46,083 I put it down to the weather. 339 00:25:46,183 --> 00:25:48,750 It must make a change from putting it down to expenses. 340 00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:50,541 How savage we are tonight. 341 00:25:50,641 --> 00:25:52,208 Somebody's husband gone back to his wife? 342 00:25:52,308 --> 00:25:55,375 If he had, you would have been there to greet him. 343 00:25:55,475 --> 00:25:57,458 Leftovers aren't really my diet, my darling... 344 00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,083 Oh, I thought you were always on the market. 345 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,083 That remark was young when you were... 346 00:26:02,183 --> 00:26:04,916 - Miles. Mr Glass. - Oh, excuse me. 347 00:26:05,016 --> 00:26:09,375 DIANA: I suppose the main attraction really was Charles Glass. You know... 348 00:26:09,475 --> 00:26:11,541 Mr Honeyglow himself. 349 00:26:11,641 --> 00:26:15,949 He's a terrible sweetie. Do you know Charles? Oh, he's a terrible sweetie. 350 00:26:16,391 --> 00:26:17,875 82. 351 00:26:17,975 --> 00:26:22,490 - MAN: 82. - (APPLAUSE) 352 00:26:22,975 --> 00:26:27,041 Ah, Sean, my dear fellow. I hear you're making a new movie. 353 00:26:27,141 --> 00:26:28,375 How the hell do you know that? 354 00:26:28,475 --> 00:26:31,750 I take a great interest in your squalid career. I have to. 355 00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:35,500 If you're shooting full-length epics, you won't want to do ads for the Glass group. 356 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,083 Oh? Says who? 357 00:26:37,183 --> 00:26:42,125 A lie can be shot with integrity, just like anything else. Who's the crumpet? 358 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:45,449 - Most kind. Thank you so much. - Thank you. 359 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:52,166 - Congratulations. - Now, ladies and gentlemen... 360 00:26:52,266 --> 00:26:56,416 A few words from the president of the charity we've been assisting tonight. 361 00:26:56,516 --> 00:27:00,875 Pray, silence for the Right Honourable Basil Willett MP. 362 00:27:00,975 --> 00:27:03,990 A man of few words and all of them long ones. 363 00:27:04,975 --> 00:27:06,833 Oh, you were splendid, Diana. 364 00:27:06,933 --> 00:27:08,958 I want you to meet Sean Martin. 365 00:27:09,058 --> 00:27:10,166 This is Miss Diana Scott. 366 00:27:10,266 --> 00:27:11,833 - Hello. - How do you do? 367 00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:14,666 Would Mr Glass say a few words? 368 00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:17,125 I doubt it, but I'll ask him. Would you excuse me? 369 00:27:17,225 --> 00:27:19,666 MAN: I want to say just this... 370 00:27:19,766 --> 00:27:22,291 that no matter how much public money, 371 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:26,958 we, the government, devote to good causes, 372 00:27:27,058 --> 00:27:29,333 there will always be a place 373 00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:35,041 for private generosity like yours, ladies and gentlemen, tonight. 374 00:27:35,141 --> 00:27:36,250 ALL: Hear, hear. 375 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:40,291 Never have I seen so many hearts so obviously in the right place. 376 00:27:40,391 --> 00:27:42,875 ALL: Hear, hear. 377 00:27:42,975 --> 00:27:47,000 WILLETT: I'm sure I have no need to bring to your attention 378 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:50,208 the plight of our brothers 379 00:27:50,308 --> 00:27:53,291 of every creed, race, and colour 380 00:27:53,391 --> 00:27:56,541 in every far-flung corner of the earth, 381 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:59,000 who, at this very moment, are suffering the... 382 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:03,916 the humiliation, degradation, shame... 383 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,199 of the agonies of malnutrition. 384 00:28:08,266 --> 00:28:10,833 Well, of course I'd love to make a film someday. 385 00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:13,875 So much is important, the right director, the right script... 386 00:28:13,975 --> 00:28:17,708 Oh, you think a good director makes a difference, do you? 387 00:28:17,808 --> 00:28:19,574 Well, it has been known. 388 00:28:20,308 --> 00:28:23,458 Oh. This is my wife Sybil. Diana Scott. 389 00:28:23,558 --> 00:28:26,157 - Hello. - Hello. 390 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:31,000 I think you managed that very well indeed. 391 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,250 - Ah... - Oh, here she is. Diana. 392 00:28:33,350 --> 00:28:36,500 I was afraid you'd walked out in protest against my speechifying. 393 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,625 Oh, not at all. 394 00:28:38,725 --> 00:28:43,125 They're got something for us upstairs. Crisps and Pepsi Cola. 395 00:28:43,225 --> 00:28:45,291 I am afraid I haven't seen one of your pictures. 396 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,625 So little time when one's in politics to do anything 397 00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,083 except try and stay in. 398 00:28:49,183 --> 00:28:52,708 Someone said that Brooks-Romford lost £27,000 last week... 399 00:28:52,808 --> 00:28:54,666 Actually, it's an exaggeration. 400 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:55,625 - Good evening. - Good evening. 401 00:28:55,725 --> 00:28:58,333 - It was only 21,000. - Oh, is that all? 402 00:28:58,433 --> 00:29:00,083 Miles, how are you? 403 00:29:00,183 --> 00:29:02,458 Well, Your Grace. And you? 404 00:29:02,558 --> 00:29:04,250 Absolutely splendid. 405 00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:06,532 I'm delighted. 406 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,000 It was said of her great-grandmother that the only members of the cabinet 407 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,500 who weren't her lovers, were the ones who had reason to believe 408 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,083 they might be her father. 409 00:29:14,183 --> 00:29:17,083 (CHUCKLES) Poor Elspeth. She's got a lot to live up to. 410 00:29:17,183 --> 00:29:19,333 MILES: Well, if it isn't the Lord Grant. 411 00:29:19,433 --> 00:29:22,157 My dear Miles. 412 00:29:23,891 --> 00:29:28,333 I like your black boys, John. I suppose I can't wrap one up and take him home. 413 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,666 I wouldn't advise you to try. 414 00:29:29,766 --> 00:29:33,250 They're all numbered, Alex. I wouldn't try and change your luck, if I were you. 415 00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:36,416 - MILES: Everything's laid on... - Now would you like to see the library? 416 00:29:36,516 --> 00:29:38,583 Only one way to preserve a library, these days, 417 00:29:38,683 --> 00:29:41,324 and that's to build a gambling hall around it. 418 00:29:52,183 --> 00:29:57,625 DIANA: "This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, 419 00:29:57,725 --> 00:30:02,875 "This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, 420 00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:07,500 "This other Eden, demi-paradise, 421 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,865 "This fortress built by Nature for herself 422 00:30:14,058 --> 00:30:18,083 "Against infection and the hand of war 423 00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:20,916 "This happy breed of men 424 00:30:21,016 --> 00:30:23,041 "This little world 425 00:30:23,141 --> 00:30:26,708 "This precious stone set in a silver sea 426 00:30:26,808 --> 00:30:29,166 "Which serves it in the office of a wall 427 00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:32,541 "Or as a moat defensive to a house 428 00:30:32,641 --> 00:30:38,208 "Against the envy of less happier lands 429 00:30:38,308 --> 00:30:43,750 "This blessed plot, this earth, this realm... 430 00:30:43,850 --> 00:30:46,500 "...this England" 431 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,125 MAN: Faites vos jeux. 432 00:30:48,225 --> 00:30:51,615 Rien va plus. 433 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,574 Vingt-deux noir. Paire et passe. 434 00:31:09,141 --> 00:31:11,583 Cent, deux cents, trois cents... Trois cents cinquante livres. 435 00:31:11,683 --> 00:31:14,990 Voilà, madame. Trois cents cinquante livres pour le vingt-deux. 436 00:31:21,308 --> 00:31:23,490 That's the Glass house. 437 00:31:30,141 --> 00:31:31,666 What's this supposed to be? 438 00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:33,333 It's known in the group as 439 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:37,666 Three Couples Taking their Pleasures with a Fourth Looking On. 440 00:31:37,766 --> 00:31:40,041 Charming. 441 00:31:40,141 --> 00:31:42,115 Won't it be locked? 442 00:31:42,808 --> 00:31:44,666 One has a key. 443 00:31:44,766 --> 00:31:46,699 One would. 444 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,708 Hmm... 445 00:32:17,808 --> 00:32:19,125 Is this you? 446 00:32:19,225 --> 00:32:21,407 My secretary. 447 00:32:28,141 --> 00:32:31,250 Do you go winter-sporting? 448 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:34,375 Yes I do. Do you? 449 00:32:34,475 --> 00:32:37,699 No. I don't do anything. 450 00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:43,375 What is it? 451 00:32:43,475 --> 00:32:47,199 Do you have parents? I can't imagine you with parents. 452 00:32:48,016 --> 00:32:50,199 Yes I have. 453 00:32:51,058 --> 00:32:52,958 Two of them. 454 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,250 Imagine if... 455 00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:58,875 - What? - ...it took three. 456 00:32:58,975 --> 00:33:00,375 Took three? 457 00:33:00,475 --> 00:33:02,500 Sexes to make a child. 458 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,782 Very entertaining. 459 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,916 Everything would be different. 460 00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:09,824 Quite different with three sexes. 461 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,365 Haven't we got enough problems with two? 462 00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:19,375 Oh... 463 00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:22,000 Is this where the Glass millions are stored? 464 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,166 Millions? No. 465 00:33:24,266 --> 00:33:28,125 Oh. Don't tell me it only contains a pint of milk and a book of stamps. 466 00:33:28,225 --> 00:33:32,833 - Leave me my illusions, please. - It's mainly papers. 467 00:33:32,933 --> 00:33:34,750 (MUTTERS) Oh... 468 00:33:34,850 --> 00:33:38,074 - Important papers? - Very. 469 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,666 Do open it, I should love to see an important paper! 470 00:33:42,766 --> 00:33:44,949 I never have. 471 00:33:46,433 --> 00:33:48,458 Wouldn't you? 472 00:33:48,558 --> 00:33:50,740 Under any circumstances? 473 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,791 If someone made it worth your while. 474 00:33:56,891 --> 00:33:59,032 Really worth your while. 475 00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:05,490 Have you ever been afraid? 476 00:34:06,391 --> 00:34:08,574 Really afraid? 477 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:20,166 What's an important paper about? 478 00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,449 All sorts of things. 479 00:34:23,475 --> 00:34:25,708 People you are about to take over? 480 00:34:25,808 --> 00:34:27,000 It could be. 481 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:30,916 People we're interested in, for one reason or another. 482 00:34:31,016 --> 00:34:35,458 Don't people know when you're interested in them? 483 00:34:35,558 --> 00:34:38,240 They know. Sometimes. 484 00:34:39,516 --> 00:34:40,791 Well, then... 485 00:34:40,891 --> 00:34:44,041 But they don't know how interested. 486 00:34:44,141 --> 00:34:45,740 No. I suppose not. 487 00:34:46,933 --> 00:34:49,458 That's not so easy to tell, I suppose. 488 00:34:49,558 --> 00:34:51,740 No, one hopes not. 489 00:34:56,516 --> 00:34:58,699 I wish you'd open up. 490 00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:02,199 I can't do that. 491 00:35:12,975 --> 00:35:14,708 Sorry! 492 00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:15,791 What for? 493 00:35:15,891 --> 00:35:18,000 Oh, I just seem to be leaving most of your tyres on the road. 494 00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:21,282 Enjoy yourself with the compliments of the Glass Organization. 495 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,083 Don't you possess anything of your own? 496 00:35:26,183 --> 00:35:28,365 Only the things I can't replace. 497 00:35:30,141 --> 00:35:31,000 (DIANA CHUCKLES) 498 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,657 (SCREECHING) 499 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,541 DIANA: Of course I told Robert about Miles. 500 00:35:37,641 --> 00:35:40,416 It didn't mean anything, after all, 501 00:35:40,516 --> 00:35:43,791 but I was always, always absolutely honest with Robert. 502 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:45,333 I just had to be. 503 00:35:45,433 --> 00:35:48,375 And heavens... Well, there's nothing wrong with somebody helping you 504 00:35:48,475 --> 00:35:50,407 with your career, after all, is there? 505 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,708 Miles was just madly helpful. 506 00:35:53,808 --> 00:35:55,907 He knew absolutely everyone. 507 00:35:56,975 --> 00:36:00,199 He was just so madly helpful, that's all. 508 00:36:05,475 --> 00:36:08,958 Well, we just wanted to have a look at you. 509 00:36:09,058 --> 00:36:11,574 Yes, we just want to take a look at you. 510 00:36:12,350 --> 00:36:14,990 Well, have a look. 511 00:36:16,516 --> 00:36:19,208 Would you look toward the street? 512 00:36:19,308 --> 00:36:22,532 That's right. Now the door. 513 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:29,750 That's right. Now, I want you to look at me, 514 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:33,074 but keep your neck the same angle. 515 00:36:35,891 --> 00:36:37,365 Well, what do you think? 516 00:36:38,850 --> 00:36:41,375 She's all right. She's fine. Fine. 517 00:36:41,475 --> 00:36:43,125 Has she enough profile? 518 00:36:43,225 --> 00:36:46,240 Yes, sure. She'll be standing up most of the time. 519 00:36:47,266 --> 00:36:50,041 Excuse me, but I don't even know what the film is called. 520 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:52,375 (IN A FRENCH ACCENT) Jacqueline. 521 00:36:52,475 --> 00:36:54,000 DIANA: Oh, the book? 522 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,074 - Yes. - What part would it be? 523 00:36:57,183 --> 00:36:58,583 Jacqueline. 524 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:00,865 Oh... 525 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,500 (OWL HOOTS) 526 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,782 (DOG HOWLS) 527 00:37:11,641 --> 00:37:15,416 (SHRIEKING) 528 00:37:15,516 --> 00:37:17,115 - (GUNSHOT) - (CRIES) 529 00:37:27,475 --> 00:37:30,699 So much for me. That's me lot. 530 00:37:31,225 --> 00:37:32,416 (WHISPERS) What? 531 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,583 There was a bit at the end when I was picked up by the ambulance, 532 00:37:34,683 --> 00:37:36,865 but that's been cut. 533 00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:41,625 - Tough! - (COUGHING) 534 00:37:41,725 --> 00:37:45,166 From now on it's just about who did me and why? 535 00:37:45,266 --> 00:37:47,449 (RINGING, SCREECHING TYRES) 536 00:37:51,391 --> 00:37:55,657 MAN: ON SCREEN You two men go round the back. You others stay here with me. 537 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:02,416 (BELL RINGS) 538 00:38:02,516 --> 00:38:03,865 (DOOR CREAKING) 539 00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:06,125 MAN ON SCREEN: Yes? 540 00:38:06,225 --> 00:38:09,083 MAN 2 ON SCREEN: My name's Malcolm. Inspector Malcolm. 541 00:38:09,183 --> 00:38:12,041 MAN 1: Ah, yes. We've been expecting you... 542 00:38:12,141 --> 00:38:13,782 This way, please. 543 00:38:14,516 --> 00:38:15,625 (DOOR OPENS) 544 00:38:15,725 --> 00:38:18,125 DIANA: Phew. Oh... 545 00:38:18,225 --> 00:38:19,916 What a party. 546 00:38:20,016 --> 00:38:21,875 What a wake. 547 00:38:21,975 --> 00:38:25,083 ROBERT: What a bunch of zombies. 548 00:38:25,183 --> 00:38:27,333 - Did you hate the movie? - (INSTRUMENTAL MELODY PLAYS) 549 00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:29,375 Or didn't you? You didn't say you did. 550 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:30,666 Well, I did. 551 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,291 - You didn't. - All right, I didn't. 552 00:38:32,391 --> 00:38:34,000 You did! 553 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:38,208 (COCKNEY ACCENT) Well, I must say. I've never been so insulted in all me days. 554 00:38:38,308 --> 00:38:41,157 Me first title role. 555 00:38:48,558 --> 00:38:50,750 Robert, what did you think of Miles? 556 00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:52,708 Absolutely crazy about him. 557 00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:55,166 Seriously, what did you? 558 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:56,949 Well, what can I say? 559 00:38:58,141 --> 00:39:01,199 - You think I've been a fool? - No. People do what they want to. 560 00:39:02,683 --> 00:39:05,490 - You are jealous. - Who knows what I am? 561 00:39:06,558 --> 00:39:08,532 Well, you're the one I bed with. 562 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,708 At present. 563 00:39:10,808 --> 00:39:13,375 I hate you. What a thing to say? 564 00:39:13,475 --> 00:39:16,699 What do you want me to say? We both know what you're up to. 565 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:23,032 (HUMS ALONG TO INSTRUMENTAL) 566 00:39:25,350 --> 00:39:27,532 Don't be jealous. There's no need. 567 00:39:29,183 --> 00:39:30,740 No? 568 00:39:31,266 --> 00:39:35,541 Anyway, this is the finish. 569 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:38,375 - Of what? - Me and showbiz... 570 00:39:38,475 --> 00:39:40,032 Oh, why? 571 00:39:44,225 --> 00:39:46,407 Well, it so happens, I'm pregnant. 572 00:39:48,183 --> 00:39:49,699 Oh. 573 00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:52,699 Are you angry? 574 00:39:57,058 --> 00:39:58,532 Are you pleased? 575 00:40:00,850 --> 00:40:03,032 I'm pleased. 576 00:40:05,308 --> 00:40:07,907 You should have told me sooner, I'd have carried you. 577 00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:13,083 - I can't hear anything ticking. - You won't for some months. 578 00:40:13,183 --> 00:40:16,407 - Yes, I know that. - Yes, you would. 579 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,500 Are you pleased? 580 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,782 If you are. 581 00:40:22,975 --> 00:40:24,875 What shall we call it? 582 00:40:24,975 --> 00:40:27,907 - Jacqueline. - Oh, but of course! Jacqueline! 583 00:40:30,683 --> 00:40:33,282 (MEWLING) 584 00:40:41,808 --> 00:40:43,250 Shall I wear it to Pat and Marjorie's tomorrow? 585 00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:45,166 Darling, it's much too soon for that. 586 00:40:45,266 --> 00:40:46,875 Oh, yes. Just for a giggle. 587 00:40:46,975 --> 00:40:49,199 Please, I'll have this. 588 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:55,365 DIANA: I hadn't really thought about what it meant, you know. 589 00:40:56,141 --> 00:41:02,041 It seemed lovely, then I realised it was going to be the ruination of my career. 590 00:41:02,141 --> 00:41:06,625 Messing up people's lives, you know. Mine, Robert's, everybody's. 591 00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:09,583 I just began to realise I couldn't go through with it. 592 00:41:09,683 --> 00:41:12,458 Heather was lovely. She was terribly nice. 593 00:41:12,558 --> 00:41:13,916 Because, you know, she... 594 00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:16,916 she'd had a miscarriage herself recently and... 595 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:20,240 she sort of knew the ropes and that. 596 00:41:21,808 --> 00:41:25,250 MAN: Oh, thank you. If you could be here on Friday at 11, 597 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:26,791 that would be best. 598 00:41:26,891 --> 00:41:30,532 Bring overnight things, and, oh... skip breakfast that morning, will you? 599 00:41:31,016 --> 00:41:33,615 DIANA: Thank you. 600 00:41:39,766 --> 00:41:41,324 (DOOR OPENS) 601 00:41:43,183 --> 00:41:45,365 How do you feel? 602 00:41:46,308 --> 00:41:49,532 I never want anything to do with sex again as long as I live. 603 00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:00,699 Well? 604 00:42:09,350 --> 00:42:10,949 How do you feel? 605 00:42:11,891 --> 00:42:13,449 Empty. 606 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:21,958 - When are they going to let you out? - Anytime. 607 00:42:22,058 --> 00:42:26,208 They've got lots of eager ladies. They're queuing for the bed, it seems. 608 00:42:26,308 --> 00:42:27,782 I can believe that. 609 00:42:30,516 --> 00:42:32,240 I'm not going back to the flat. 610 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,782 - I see. - You don't, but it doesn't matter. 611 00:42:39,350 --> 00:42:43,375 All right, I don't. 612 00:42:43,475 --> 00:42:47,907 My sister came to see me. I'm going down there. 613 00:42:48,641 --> 00:42:51,574 The country... 614 00:42:54,641 --> 00:42:57,449 - I want you to decide... - Don't touch me. 615 00:43:00,433 --> 00:43:03,032 - I just wish that... - It's no good wishing. 616 00:43:05,725 --> 00:43:06,782 No... 617 00:43:09,183 --> 00:43:11,865 I'll probably stay at the flat for a bit. 618 00:43:13,141 --> 00:43:14,865 If you want me, that's where I'll be. 619 00:43:16,141 --> 00:43:20,041 - Don't forget to feed the fishes. - Mm-hm. 620 00:43:20,141 --> 00:43:23,240 Poor little things. 621 00:43:39,975 --> 00:43:45,375 - Bang! Bang! You're dead! - Oh...! Oh...! 622 00:43:45,475 --> 00:43:47,449 Are you really dead? 623 00:43:48,391 --> 00:43:51,791 - Dead-ing... - Oh, you'll never catch me. 624 00:43:51,891 --> 00:43:55,000 I've got "Trouble at No. 10", darling. What have you got? 625 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:58,990 - I've got "Morality and the test tube". - Nasty. 626 00:44:00,266 --> 00:44:03,490 MAN: Don't point guns, William. I've told you about that before. 627 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,125 DIANA: Oh... 628 00:44:07,225 --> 00:44:10,865 - I don't want her to get too tired, Alec. - No. 629 00:44:11,391 --> 00:44:14,375 Come on, William, that's enough. Leave Auntie Diana alone. 630 00:44:14,475 --> 00:44:16,166 Come on, darling, don't be tiresome. 631 00:44:16,266 --> 00:44:19,490 Come on. Come and sit down here and play with your comics. 632 00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:25,250 Darling, come and sit down. We don't want to get you tired out. Come and relax. 633 00:44:25,350 --> 00:44:27,532 Have a comic. 634 00:44:29,183 --> 00:44:32,125 Pity you missed the daffodils. They were absolutely lovely. 635 00:44:32,225 --> 00:44:34,500 - MAN 1: Would you like crispy? - MAN 2: Just a bit, Alec. 636 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,907 But no fat. 637 00:44:36,766 --> 00:44:39,041 Here you are, Ivor. 638 00:44:39,141 --> 00:44:40,875 You've changed your hairstyle, Felicity. 639 00:44:40,975 --> 00:44:45,125 You like it? It's a Hungarian refugee who does it nicely. 640 00:44:45,225 --> 00:44:46,875 Gives it volume, which is what I like. 641 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:50,291 Do start. Rupert, don't stand on ceremony. 642 00:44:50,391 --> 00:44:52,666 - ALEC: That's yours. - DIANA: Thank you. 643 00:44:52,766 --> 00:44:54,958 The lawn looks good, Alec. How do you do it? 644 00:44:55,058 --> 00:44:56,333 Oh, it's that new Stay Green. 645 00:44:56,433 --> 00:44:58,750 What about that plastic sprinkler I recommended? 646 00:44:58,850 --> 00:45:00,750 Useless. Couldn't get the stuff through the holes. 647 00:45:00,850 --> 00:45:02,208 Oh, really, I'm awfully sorry. 648 00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:04,958 This is going to be one of those frightful gardening conversations. 649 00:45:05,058 --> 00:45:07,500 I know it's therapeutic, Ivor, but you really must stop. 650 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,333 Oh, all right. 651 00:45:10,433 --> 00:45:12,375 Saw your film at our local fleapit. 652 00:45:12,475 --> 00:45:14,041 - Yes? - Sorry not to see more of you. 653 00:45:14,141 --> 00:45:17,625 - Unfortunately, we missed the beginning. - Best part. You were stunning. 654 00:45:17,725 --> 00:45:19,916 Ooh... Liked my black lingerie, did you? 655 00:45:20,016 --> 00:45:21,750 (ALL CHUCKLE) 656 00:45:21,850 --> 00:45:23,375 Ivor's been after to me to buy some. 657 00:45:23,475 --> 00:45:25,250 IVOR: Really, Helen, is nothing sacred? 658 00:45:25,350 --> 00:45:28,083 - Not much. - (ALL CHUCKLE) 659 00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:30,750 See what you do to our suburban morals, your type of picture? 660 00:45:30,850 --> 00:45:32,958 No, honestly, you were jolly good. 661 00:45:33,058 --> 00:45:34,500 - Thank you. - FELICITY: Er... 662 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,208 Rupert makes films too, you know. 663 00:45:36,308 --> 00:45:37,750 Oh, how fascinating. 664 00:45:37,850 --> 00:45:40,166 Honestly, Felicity, I thought we'd made a solemn pact. 665 00:45:40,266 --> 00:45:41,708 No, you must tell me all about it. 666 00:45:41,808 --> 00:45:44,375 Well, it's something I had to do with the War House, actually. 667 00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:46,208 - A training film. - Oh, a training film? 668 00:45:46,308 --> 00:45:49,916 Mm. Erm... How to Service An Armoured Car. 669 00:45:50,016 --> 00:45:52,865 Oh, a star vehicle, no less. 670 00:45:53,308 --> 00:45:55,500 - Oh, no... - I hadn't thought of that. 671 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,458 Nothing like yours, of course. 672 00:45:57,558 --> 00:45:58,750 (WHISPERS) Can I have the horseradish... 673 00:45:58,850 --> 00:46:01,157 - Alec, may I have the horseradish? - WILLIAM: Mummy! 674 00:46:03,058 --> 00:46:04,708 Whatever are you doing up at this hour? 675 00:46:04,808 --> 00:46:06,625 I haven't had my chocolate or anything. 676 00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:10,000 Oh, really, William. You are being so boring, darling. 677 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,416 We discussed all of this... 678 00:46:11,516 --> 00:46:14,333 - But I haven't had my chocolate... - Don't start your snivelling... 679 00:46:14,433 --> 00:46:17,041 Don't worry, Felicity. I'll find him his chocolate. 680 00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:20,125 Oh, would you, Di, darling? Thank you so much. 681 00:46:20,225 --> 00:46:24,291 Well, see... She's absolutely brilliant with children. Quite, quite marvellous. 682 00:46:24,391 --> 00:46:26,824 I...I do apologise. I'm so sorry. 683 00:46:31,391 --> 00:46:34,583 What was actually wrong with Diana's original husband? 684 00:46:34,683 --> 00:46:36,500 Tony Bridges? 685 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,333 Oh... too young. 686 00:46:38,433 --> 00:46:40,041 Rupert's the right age. 687 00:46:40,141 --> 00:46:42,000 And steady. 688 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:44,282 Bridges was steady. 689 00:46:44,975 --> 00:46:47,708 Yes, but he was too young. 690 00:46:47,808 --> 00:46:51,032 - Rupert's the right age. - Yes... 691 00:46:52,141 --> 00:46:53,500 Do you think he, er... 692 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,291 Oh, I think he did, yes. 693 00:46:55,391 --> 00:46:59,240 - Do you think she... - I think she did, yes. 694 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,791 Alec, you've got your elbow somehow... 695 00:47:04,891 --> 00:47:07,375 - (SIGHS) - I wasn't aware of it. 696 00:47:07,475 --> 00:47:09,699 Sorry, dear. 697 00:47:10,475 --> 00:47:14,041 ALEC: What I shall never understand is, how you and she... 698 00:47:14,141 --> 00:47:16,750 Same parents, same background... 699 00:47:16,850 --> 00:47:19,833 FELICITY: Yes, I know. It is odd. 700 00:47:19,933 --> 00:47:23,500 ALEC: This chap of hers, in London. Is that all finished now? 701 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,916 FELICITY: Oh, yes. No question of that at all. 702 00:47:26,016 --> 00:47:27,990 Completely finished. 703 00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:38,949 I'm back! 704 00:47:44,808 --> 00:47:46,708 - Like that? - I had to. 705 00:47:46,808 --> 00:47:49,333 It was so boring I could have screamed! 706 00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:51,500 You mean you came on the train dressed like that? 707 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,333 No-one noticed. 708 00:47:53,433 --> 00:47:55,615 What a funny girl. 709 00:48:05,558 --> 00:48:09,041 One day I will have to bail you out of clink 710 00:48:09,141 --> 00:48:11,083 for indecent exposure. 711 00:48:11,183 --> 00:48:15,449 - Would you? - Hm. Of course I would. 712 00:49:35,516 --> 00:49:37,291 Want some coffee? 713 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:38,949 You know I don't want to. 714 00:49:40,016 --> 00:49:42,824 Sorry. Sorry I spoke. 715 00:49:46,308 --> 00:49:48,490 Would you rather I went up to the office and worked? 716 00:49:49,850 --> 00:49:51,583 I don't know... 717 00:49:51,683 --> 00:49:54,250 There's something about a typewriter. 718 00:49:54,350 --> 00:49:56,532 (SIGHS) Well... I'm sorry. 719 00:50:00,558 --> 00:50:02,041 Here, wait... 720 00:50:02,141 --> 00:50:04,699 Come on... 721 00:50:05,850 --> 00:50:08,666 Look, why don't you go and do something? 722 00:50:08,766 --> 00:50:11,000 Try that audition. It's your sort of thing. Go on. 723 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:12,750 Just go and have a go. 724 00:50:12,850 --> 00:50:15,708 Take the car... and don't crash it. 725 00:50:15,808 --> 00:50:19,032 Sì, signor. Grazie, signor. 726 00:50:21,558 --> 00:50:25,791 I want to dance. I want to dance. That's what you'll never understand. 727 00:50:25,891 --> 00:50:28,074 I don't want to think, I want to dance. 728 00:50:30,850 --> 00:50:33,166 - Your name, please. - Diana Scott. 729 00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:35,458 Diana Scott. 730 00:50:35,558 --> 00:50:38,083 - Would you like to wait over there? - Right. 731 00:50:38,183 --> 00:50:40,750 MAN: Tell me about yourself. What you've been up to recently? 732 00:50:40,850 --> 00:50:42,791 Well, I've done six months at Bournemouth Rep, 733 00:50:42,891 --> 00:50:44,166 playing leads and things. 734 00:50:44,266 --> 00:50:49,333 Some television: Z-Cars, A vengers. A season at Worthing Rep. 735 00:50:49,433 --> 00:50:51,666 A couple of Edgar Wallaces at Merton Park. 736 00:50:51,766 --> 00:50:54,625 MAN: Cheers. That's fine. Thank you. Thank you very much. 737 00:50:54,725 --> 00:50:57,625 - Thank you. - MAN: Next please. 738 00:50:57,725 --> 00:50:59,083 (MUTTERS) 739 00:50:59,183 --> 00:51:02,407 Er... Miss Joy Green, please. 740 00:51:06,808 --> 00:51:09,000 Miss Joy Green, thank you. 741 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:10,791 - MAN: Miss Green... - Yes? 742 00:51:10,891 --> 00:51:15,208 - MAN: You've got a speech there. - Yes. Yes, I have. 743 00:51:15,308 --> 00:51:18,500 - MAN: Right, in your own time, then. - Right, thank you. 744 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,833 - MISS GREEN: I want to dance. - MAN: Louder. 745 00:51:20,933 --> 00:51:22,500 MISS GREEN: I want to dance! 746 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,500 That's what you'll never understand. 747 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,416 I don't want to think. 748 00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:28,490 I want to dance! 749 00:51:35,183 --> 00:51:37,583 - Hey. That's my meter. - Sorry. 750 00:51:37,683 --> 00:51:40,666 I should think you are sorry. Go on, get out of it. 751 00:51:40,766 --> 00:51:42,949 Women drivers. 752 00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,500 Grand passe. Once more. 753 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,500 Grand. Once again. 754 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,324 Un. Vite. Un. 755 00:52:09,183 --> 00:52:11,500 Well, look who's here. 756 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,041 Your secretary told me you'd be here. 757 00:52:13,141 --> 00:52:15,750 - Hope you don't mind. - Mind? Not at all. 758 00:52:15,850 --> 00:52:17,750 How are things? 759 00:52:17,850 --> 00:52:19,199 Flat. 760 00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:23,407 - Skol. - Skol. 761 00:52:38,391 --> 00:52:41,416 Nice place. Had it long? 762 00:52:41,516 --> 00:52:43,583 Not too long. It's convenient. 763 00:52:43,683 --> 00:52:47,250 The firm owns it. It came to us by mistake. 764 00:52:47,350 --> 00:52:49,532 Nice mistake. 765 00:52:51,141 --> 00:52:54,125 One tries to see that one's mistakes usually are. 766 00:52:54,225 --> 00:52:55,782 (CHUCKLES) 767 00:53:19,933 --> 00:53:23,958 I always feel as if there's one more corner to turn. 768 00:53:24,058 --> 00:53:27,865 - And I'll be there. - And so you will. 769 00:53:28,391 --> 00:53:30,615 And there'll be another. 770 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,365 That's the attraction of corners. 771 00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,240 I do love Robert, you know. 772 00:53:40,391 --> 00:53:42,157 Why not? 773 00:53:44,975 --> 00:53:46,375 (WHIRRING) 774 00:53:46,475 --> 00:53:48,157 (BELL RINGS) 775 00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:15,791 (WHIRRING) 776 00:54:15,891 --> 00:54:17,032 (BELL RINGS) 777 00:54:25,558 --> 00:54:28,000 My goodness, what a bit of luck. 778 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:29,625 What a clever girl. 779 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,074 My lucky day. 780 00:54:43,016 --> 00:54:44,375 What the hell are you doing? 781 00:54:44,475 --> 00:54:46,791 What the hell am I doing? 782 00:54:46,891 --> 00:54:49,041 Sitting in the dark. 783 00:54:49,141 --> 00:54:50,833 Admiring the view. 784 00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:53,958 Well... good for you. 785 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,916 Sorry I was so late. The car got towed away. 786 00:54:57,016 --> 00:54:58,916 Did it? 787 00:54:59,016 --> 00:55:02,625 Bloody meters. Had to go miles to get it back. 788 00:55:02,725 --> 00:55:04,333 Poor you. 789 00:55:04,433 --> 00:55:07,250 I would have been back sooner, if it hadn't been for that. 790 00:55:07,350 --> 00:55:09,532 Where'd you have to go? 791 00:55:10,308 --> 00:55:12,000 I don't know. 792 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:15,125 Taxi took me. I just know it took hours. 793 00:55:15,225 --> 00:55:16,583 Did you have to pay? 794 00:55:16,683 --> 00:55:18,875 I mean, to get it out. 795 00:55:18,975 --> 00:55:21,990 Of course. You always have to pay to get a car out, don't you? 796 00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:24,532 What sort of day have you had? 797 00:55:27,225 --> 00:55:28,782 Quiet. 798 00:55:30,266 --> 00:55:32,166 What kept you? 799 00:55:32,266 --> 00:55:33,916 I told you. I had to get the car out... 800 00:55:34,016 --> 00:55:36,824 I mean, so that you overshot the meter. 801 00:55:37,183 --> 00:55:38,666 Oh... 802 00:55:38,766 --> 00:55:40,375 well... 803 00:55:40,475 --> 00:55:43,750 I didn't go to my audition. I went to my agent instead. 804 00:55:43,850 --> 00:55:47,074 And I think I've got a job coming up in Paris soon. 805 00:55:56,850 --> 00:56:00,074 - What's that for? - Getting the car out. 806 00:56:02,725 --> 00:56:05,824 Where would I be without you? 807 00:56:21,016 --> 00:56:22,625 DIANA: Of course, Miles was the perfect guide 808 00:56:22,725 --> 00:56:25,500 because he knew Paris on every possible level. 809 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,458 You know, the tourist level. 810 00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:30,990 And then he could take one inside and show one how sophisticated people live. 811 00:56:37,016 --> 00:56:40,083 Oh, we went to a fabulous wedding, I remember. 812 00:56:40,183 --> 00:56:43,416 Chloe Kalman, the film actress had remarried Toto Damiano. 813 00:56:43,516 --> 00:56:45,416 You know, the American manganese heir. 814 00:56:45,516 --> 00:56:48,916 And afterwards we went on to the most extraordinary place with them. 815 00:56:49,016 --> 00:56:50,791 They're astonishing people. 816 00:56:50,891 --> 00:56:55,583 Terribly sophisticated and sort of emotionally inquisitive, 817 00:56:55,683 --> 00:56:57,708 which is a marvellous thing really. 818 00:56:57,808 --> 00:57:00,458 Mon petit Miles. Ah... C'est bon te voir... 819 00:57:00,558 --> 00:57:02,041 - Comment ça va? - Are you okay and you? 820 00:57:02,141 --> 00:57:04,750 - And the little one? - Mademoiselle Diana Scott. 821 00:57:04,850 --> 00:57:06,041 - Are you English? - Yes? 822 00:57:06,141 --> 00:57:09,000 Oh, she's beautiful. She Lives in England? 823 00:57:09,100 --> 00:57:10,291 - Yes. - Yes? 824 00:57:10,391 --> 00:57:13,615 Well, listen, enter. Come and drink Champagne. Come on! 825 00:57:15,058 --> 00:57:18,166 - To yours ... - Don't forget the little one. 826 00:57:18,266 --> 00:57:22,750 - A1ors, here ... at 1a yours too. - Man: To yours too. 827 00:57:22,850 --> 00:57:25,708 Woman: So I leave you all NOW. I'm going. 828 00:57:25,808 --> 00:57:28,666 - And ... How Are You? - OK. 829 00:57:28,766 --> 00:57:30,416 Health! 830 00:57:30,516 --> 00:57:31,250 All: Health. 831 00:57:31,350 --> 00:57:34,500 Make Yourself Comfortable. The young man is late. I don't know why 832 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,824 Et vous autres, je vous l'enverrai dès qu'il arrive. 833 00:57:39,308 --> 00:57:41,291 Ah, Billie... 834 00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:44,958 Mm... One of yours? I thought I recognised the rubies. 835 00:57:45,058 --> 00:57:46,208 You're improving. 836 00:57:46,308 --> 00:57:48,916 Oh, Miles, I love you. You're such a... 837 00:57:49,016 --> 00:57:49,666 (WHISPERS) 838 00:57:49,766 --> 00:57:54,166 Oh, Billie. If I didn't know you were a man, I'd be very shocked. 839 00:57:54,266 --> 00:57:57,907 Diana, darling. I want you to meet Billie Castiglione. 840 00:57:58,933 --> 00:58:00,833 He's one of the best sculptresses in Paris. 841 00:58:00,933 --> 00:58:02,750 He's dying to do your bust. 842 00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:06,416 I'm going to kill that man, I am. 843 00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:10,708 You've GOT A Beautiful Head. WONDERFUL BONES. Truly. 844 00:58:10,808 --> 00:58:12,125 Thank You. 845 00:58:12,225 --> 00:58:14,907 Madames, Gentlemen, Please sit down. 846 00:58:22,725 --> 00:58:25,824 Smoke if you want. Make yourself at home. 847 00:58:28,266 --> 00:58:29,208 Would you like a cigarette? 848 00:58:29,308 --> 00:58:32,532 Oh, thank you. I smoke only mints. 849 00:58:37,308 --> 00:58:40,324 It's very hot in here. 850 00:58:43,808 --> 00:58:44,699 THANKS. 851 00:58:46,058 --> 00:58:48,699 She's GOT AN INTERESTING HEAD. 852 00:59:05,016 --> 00:59:08,657 Woman: This young man arrives in A few minutes, I'm sure ... 853 00:59:11,933 --> 00:59:14,240 (Door opens) 854 00:59:18,058 --> 00:59:21,375 Man: Enter! So. Eventually. 855 00:59:21,475 --> 00:59:24,375 I'm sorry, I'm late, But traffic was appalling. 856 00:59:24,475 --> 00:59:26,166 Man: You know it's a moment that we expect. 857 00:59:26,266 --> 00:59:29,041 I apologize, but it's really Impossible to park the car. 858 00:59:29,141 --> 00:59:30,750 Nowhere... 859 00:59:30,850 --> 00:59:34,166 It's awful to park. That does Half an hour in the street below ... 860 00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:36,907 Woman: It's everywhere. 861 01:00:07,766 --> 01:00:09,324 (Chat) 862 01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:15,500 Woman: say, We are starting to get bored here. 863 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,125 If we were playing the game? 864 01:00:17,225 --> 01:00:21,074 But yes, a little Home Movies! Come on. You will see, it's funny. 865 01:00:29,891 --> 01:00:32,500 My friends, we're going to play The specialty of the house. 866 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:33,500 Man: What is it? 867 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,824 Eh, bien, c'est une espèce de cinéma vérité un peu existentiel. 868 01:00:38,516 --> 01:00:40,958 - Tu veux jouer aussi? - (BARKING) 869 01:00:41,058 --> 01:00:43,500 André. The music, please! 870 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,416 This is going to be fun. 871 01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:46,833 What is it? 872 01:00:46,933 --> 01:00:50,875 Well, it's a... kind of a truth game, sort of. 873 01:00:50,975 --> 01:00:53,083 Come. You'll play with me. 874 01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:55,291 Oh, no. I don't know how to do this. 875 01:00:55,391 --> 01:00:58,875 BILLIE: Oh, you mustn't be shy. Everybody's doing it. 876 01:00:58,975 --> 01:01:02,657 Get up with me. You don't have to be nervous. 877 01:01:06,725 --> 01:01:11,490 (SQUEALS) When the music stops the cradle will rock. 878 01:02:06,058 --> 01:02:09,240 - MAN: Stop the music. - WOMAN: Pausez-la. Pausez-la. 879 01:02:10,975 --> 01:02:12,907 ALL: Ah... 880 01:02:14,558 --> 01:02:17,907 Why, Diana Scott. How you've changed! 881 01:02:19,391 --> 01:02:23,833 Why, darling. It's only because I've had a little too much sunray. 882 01:02:23,933 --> 01:02:26,166 (CHUCKLING) 883 01:02:26,266 --> 01:02:28,875 I don't understand. Is he pretending to be me? 884 01:02:28,975 --> 01:02:31,291 You're home and dry. 885 01:02:31,391 --> 01:02:33,625 Combien de fois? 886 01:02:33,725 --> 01:02:35,666 BLACK MAN: I don't understand francais? 887 01:02:35,766 --> 01:02:37,625 How many times? 888 01:02:37,725 --> 01:02:43,083 Look, will you relax? Relax. Don't be frightened, it's fun. 889 01:02:43,183 --> 01:02:46,500 Will you come on a cruise with me to, er... 890 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:52,000 - Only if I have the top bed. - (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 891 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:55,375 What would you do to be in my next film, Diana? 892 01:02:55,475 --> 01:02:59,083 I don't know the name for it, but I'll definitely do it. 893 01:02:59,183 --> 01:03:00,699 (LAUGHTER) 894 01:03:02,225 --> 01:03:04,166 Why is he doing this? 895 01:03:04,266 --> 01:03:06,949 - It's fun. - MAN: Recommencez la musique. 896 01:03:19,558 --> 01:03:21,115 (SHRIEKING) 897 01:04:07,433 --> 01:04:08,990 ALL: Ah... 898 01:04:11,225 --> 01:04:12,875 Ah, Miles. 899 01:04:12,975 --> 01:04:16,199 - My dear fellow, I'd know you anywhere. - (CACKLING) 900 01:04:16,766 --> 01:04:19,500 Tell me, do you love Diana? 901 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,250 - No. - Is she good in bed, Miles? 902 01:04:22,350 --> 01:04:24,291 DIANA: I haven't noticed. 903 01:04:24,391 --> 01:04:26,458 - I am. - (LAUGHTER) 904 01:04:26,558 --> 01:04:27,532 WOMAN: Bravo! 905 01:04:28,016 --> 01:04:30,291 Does she love you? 906 01:04:30,391 --> 01:04:34,958 Like a prisoner loves a jailer, cause I carry a big bunch of keys. 907 01:04:35,058 --> 01:04:36,791 Oh, shut up. 908 01:04:36,891 --> 01:04:39,375 Oh, blimey... 909 01:04:39,475 --> 01:04:42,574 Miles, my love, have you ever been in love? 910 01:04:44,016 --> 01:04:49,125 Yes... for as long as I can remember. With myself. 911 01:04:49,225 --> 01:04:51,291 - (LAUGHTER) - MAN: Touché. 912 01:04:51,391 --> 01:04:53,500 MAN: Olé! 913 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:57,166 Tell me, Miles. If you could be anything in the world, 914 01:04:57,266 --> 01:04:59,375 what would you most want to be? 915 01:04:59,475 --> 01:05:03,166 - Molto divertente. - A pimp in a royal whorehouse. 916 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:06,490 - (LAUGHTER) - (MUSIC RECOMMENCES) 917 01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:16,282 Well played. 918 01:05:28,433 --> 01:05:33,250 WOMAN: (ON TANNOY) Will Mr and Mrs Harper please contact the enquiry desk? 919 01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:35,532 Mr and Mrs Harper. 920 01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:39,083 - There you are. - Thank you. 921 01:05:39,183 --> 01:05:41,583 - Is this all your luggage? - Yes, it is. 922 01:05:41,683 --> 01:05:42,875 Have you read this before. 923 01:05:42,975 --> 01:05:44,083 Yes. 924 01:05:44,183 --> 01:05:46,125 Have you anything to declare. 925 01:05:46,225 --> 01:05:48,333 Only her lunch. 926 01:05:48,433 --> 01:05:52,708 (FRENCH ACCENT) I have a personal call from Paris for a Monsieur Robert Gold. 927 01:05:52,808 --> 01:05:57,166 Western 7655. Monsieur Gold? Ne quittez pas. 928 01:05:57,266 --> 01:05:59,449 Ne quittez pas. 929 01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:04,416 Robert... 930 01:06:04,516 --> 01:06:06,833 DIANA: I just couldn't help myself. 931 01:06:06,933 --> 01:06:09,458 I mean, all I wanted to do, really, was not hurt Robert. 932 01:06:09,558 --> 01:06:11,574 You know, that was the main thing. 933 01:06:12,266 --> 01:06:16,875 I kept thinking to myself, you know, Miles would sort of burn itself out. 934 01:06:16,975 --> 01:06:21,625 And that meanwhile all that mattered was Trying to make sure that nobody got HURT. 935 01:06:21,725 --> 01:06:22,958 That was the main thing. 936 01:06:23,058 --> 01:06:27,083 (♪ John Dankworth: "You know well") 937 01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:30,833 ♪ You know 938 01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:34,375 ♪ This is not the end 939 01:06:34,475 --> 01:06:37,833 ♪ of our love 940 01:06:37,933 --> 01:06:41,791 ♪ Don't always tell me 941 01:06:41,891 --> 01:06:45,583 ♪ That you don't love me 942 01:06:45,683 --> 01:06:49,291 ♪ That I don't love you 943 01:06:49,391 --> 01:06:52,166 ♪ Yes, everything is good 944 01:06:52,266 --> 01:06:54,990 ♪ That it is not the end 945 01:06:57,266 --> 01:07:00,875 ♪ You will see 946 01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:04,166 ♪ that you will not have 947 01:07:04,266 --> 01:07:07,958 ♪ Throughout life 948 01:07:08,058 --> 01:07:10,125 ♪ Most beautiful dreams ... ♪ 949 01:07:10,225 --> 01:07:11,416 Taxi! 950 01:07:11,516 --> 01:07:15,083 ♪ Give me the chance 951 01:07:15,183 --> 01:07:18,166 ♪ Another chance ... ♪ 952 01:07:18,266 --> 01:07:21,583 - Good luck with Robert. - Thank you. Bye. 953 01:07:21,683 --> 01:07:24,532 ♪ Je sais que tu sais bien ♪ 954 01:07:57,433 --> 01:08:00,657 (SHRIEKING, LASHES) 955 01:08:02,475 --> 01:08:05,407 (SIRENS, GUNSHOTS) 956 01:08:10,808 --> 01:08:12,250 Is he really a crook? 957 01:08:12,350 --> 01:08:14,791 Most certainly he is. He's just served five years. 958 01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:18,250 I've done an interview with him for Sunday's programme. It's in the can. 959 01:08:18,350 --> 01:08:21,000 And number 24: Man's Head in a Bucket. 960 01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:23,041 The strongest echoes of Grünewald. 961 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:26,166 He has got a fantastically lean and hungry look. 962 01:08:26,266 --> 01:08:28,458 Is it true he's so tremendous in bed? 963 01:08:28,558 --> 01:08:30,824 Oh, I'm afraid I didn't get round to asking him. 964 01:08:31,433 --> 01:08:34,333 - Alex, darling! - Diana, sweetie! 965 01:08:34,433 --> 01:08:37,041 - Oh, it's terribly to see you! - It's terribly to see you. 966 01:08:37,141 --> 01:08:39,375 - I say, isn't this is awfully? - Yes... 967 01:08:39,475 --> 01:08:40,500 Come and meet Ralphie before he disappears. 968 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:43,750 - Oh... dear. - For another five years... 969 01:08:43,850 --> 01:08:46,375 in the great tradition of silent screams. 970 01:08:46,475 --> 01:08:49,125 Goya, Gauguin, Guernica, that tradition. 971 01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:52,416 What I said in the interview I did with him for the Southgate programme. 972 01:08:52,516 --> 01:08:55,916 - Oh, tremendous fire. - I'm with you. Tremendous fire. 973 01:08:56,016 --> 01:08:58,916 A sort of furious lyricism one seldom finds in Whitechapel these days. 974 01:08:59,016 --> 01:09:00,000 Quite so... 975 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:03,250 Ah, that's a load o' cobblers, all that. One man responsible.. 976 01:09:03,350 --> 01:09:06,791 Ralphie, dear, I've got someone here who's dying to meet you. 977 01:09:06,891 --> 01:09:08,833 Ralphie, you must meet Diana Scott. 978 01:09:08,933 --> 01:09:13,500 How do you do? I do so admire your work. I think it's wonderful! 979 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,500 Thank you very much, I'm sure. 980 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,865 Now Ralphie, come and meet the agent... 981 01:09:19,516 --> 01:09:22,583 - Oh, you got here. I'm so glad. - He's an ass. 982 01:09:22,683 --> 01:09:25,500 Don't say that. He's tremendously talented, Ralphie. 983 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,125 When did you get in? 984 01:09:27,225 --> 01:09:29,250 This afternoon. Exhausted. 985 01:09:29,350 --> 01:09:30,791 This afternoon? 986 01:09:30,891 --> 01:09:32,500 Yes, naturally, of course. 987 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,208 Yes, naturally, of course! 988 01:09:34,308 --> 01:09:36,916 Look at him. Don't you think he's tremendously talented? 989 01:09:37,016 --> 01:09:40,625 - What about the job? How'd it go? - Tremendous fire... 990 01:09:40,725 --> 01:09:43,875 - What job? - The job you went to Paris to see about. 991 01:09:43,975 --> 01:09:46,958 Oh, I had to do a test for Raoul Maxime. 992 01:09:47,058 --> 01:09:49,125 He's a tremendous talent, Raoul. 993 01:09:49,225 --> 01:09:51,625 There's no-one in England to beat these new French directors. 994 01:09:51,725 --> 01:09:53,583 Tremendous fire. 995 01:09:53,683 --> 01:09:55,666 Yes, I think so. Tremendous. 996 01:09:55,766 --> 01:09:57,375 And you went down well? 997 01:09:57,475 --> 01:09:59,708 Like a dozen oysters, I think. 998 01:09:59,808 --> 01:10:01,500 Taxi! 999 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,833 We're not taking a taxi. 1000 01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:05,125 Why not? 1001 01:10:05,225 --> 01:10:07,407 I don't take whores in taxis. 1002 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:09,583 What do you mean? 1003 01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,250 That's what you are, isn't it? 1004 01:10:11,350 --> 01:10:13,532 A little whore. Isn't it? 1005 01:10:14,391 --> 01:10:17,458 You've been back from Paris two days already. 1006 01:10:17,558 --> 01:10:19,291 Look, if you don't want me to find out what you're doing, 1007 01:10:19,391 --> 01:10:23,240 don't leave your ticket and your passport lying all over the place. 1008 01:10:23,975 --> 01:10:25,699 Robert... 1009 01:10:26,433 --> 01:10:27,791 I knew you'd get the wrong end of the sti... 1010 01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:32,416 Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in the bed at the same time. 1011 01:10:32,516 --> 01:10:34,625 You're a whore, baby. That's all. 1012 01:10:34,725 --> 01:10:36,907 Just a whore. 1013 01:10:37,808 --> 01:10:40,574 And I don't take whores in taxis. 1014 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,833 Now what? 1015 01:10:43,933 --> 01:10:45,208 (COCKNEY ACCENT) A pound's not enough. 1016 01:10:45,308 --> 01:10:48,458 - What do you mean? - (SHOUTING) A pound's not enough. 1017 01:10:48,558 --> 01:10:50,875 - Now, wait a minute... - Don't you give me "Wait a minute"! 1018 01:10:50,975 --> 01:10:53,041 - A pound's not enough! - Diana, don't be a... 1019 01:10:53,141 --> 01:10:54,291 Don't you "Diana" me. 1020 01:10:54,391 --> 01:10:58,166 It was kinky before and still is, and a pound's not enough. 1021 01:10:58,266 --> 01:11:01,500 (COCKNEY ACCENT) Makes a lot of promises. But when he's had his way... 1022 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,666 You're not worth more than a bloody quid, anyway. 1023 01:11:03,766 --> 01:11:06,041 I'm an honest working girl! 1024 01:11:06,141 --> 01:11:09,500 Five bob in the Walworth Road. That's about your bloody mark. 1025 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,666 You crumb. 1026 01:11:11,766 --> 01:11:15,458 You creepy crumb! 1027 01:11:15,558 --> 01:11:19,824 Crumb. You creep. Let go of me. 1028 01:11:23,183 --> 01:11:25,125 Five bob in the Walworth Road, eh? 1029 01:11:25,225 --> 01:11:27,125 - What were you doing in Paris, anyway? - Working. 1030 01:11:27,225 --> 01:11:28,500 I hope you got more than five bob. 1031 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,333 I should think I did. I wasn't with you, was I? 1032 01:11:30,433 --> 01:11:31,875 Fine. Help yourself. 1033 01:11:31,975 --> 01:11:34,166 Oh. Quelle largesse! I'm impressed. 1034 01:11:34,266 --> 01:11:36,333 You bitch. You're a filthy little bitch. 1035 01:11:36,433 --> 01:11:39,208 You've got no right to call me anything. 1036 01:11:39,308 --> 01:11:41,250 I have every right to call you everything. 1037 01:11:41,350 --> 01:11:43,208 Oh, have you? We're not married. 1038 01:11:43,308 --> 01:11:45,208 At least not to each other. 1039 01:11:45,308 --> 01:11:48,458 I'd never have believed that one so trivial and shallow could cause such pain. 1040 01:11:48,558 --> 01:11:50,125 Oh, blameless Gold! 1041 01:11:50,225 --> 01:11:52,916 If you want to know, I've stuck it out just about as long as I can. 1042 01:11:53,016 --> 01:11:55,208 Yes, and just about as often as you can. 1043 01:11:55,308 --> 01:11:58,375 And you're so faithful and so loving, aren't you? 1044 01:11:58,475 --> 01:12:00,750 Look at this place, this rattrap! 1045 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:03,375 - I won't be a prisoner any longer. - So you're the prisoner are you? 1046 01:12:03,475 --> 01:12:04,500 Yes! 1047 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,500 Prying in my life, looking in my handbag, spying on me! 1048 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,833 The quickest way of getting to know you. 1049 01:12:09,933 --> 01:12:12,958 You never intended to stay or you'd have done something with this place. 1050 01:12:13,058 --> 01:12:14,291 Look at it! 1051 01:12:14,391 --> 01:12:18,083 Books! My God, I hate books! 1052 01:12:18,183 --> 01:12:19,791 - Stop that! - That gets to you. 1053 01:12:19,891 --> 01:12:23,532 Anybody touching your books. They matter to you more than anybody! 1054 01:12:36,766 --> 01:12:38,324 Robert... 1055 01:12:41,808 --> 01:12:44,657 (SIGHS) What the hell are you doing? 1056 01:12:47,141 --> 01:12:49,750 Robert, don't be so melodramatic. 1057 01:12:49,850 --> 01:12:51,416 Excuse me. 1058 01:12:51,516 --> 01:12:53,083 Robert... 1059 01:12:53,183 --> 01:12:55,157 Where are you going? 1060 01:13:05,933 --> 01:13:09,032 DIANA: Oh, it just all seemed so unnecessary, you know, these dramas. 1061 01:13:09,766 --> 01:13:13,416 I couldn't help feeling Robert had been desperately unreasonable about it all. 1062 01:13:13,516 --> 01:13:17,041 You know, after all, we were supposed to be adult people. 1063 01:13:17,141 --> 01:13:20,791 Well, one just had to take a grip on oneself, that was all. 1064 01:13:20,891 --> 01:13:26,291 I just knew the only possible hope was just to fling oneself into one's work. 1065 01:13:26,391 --> 01:13:29,208 It was either that, you know, or the old gas oven. 1066 01:13:29,308 --> 01:13:31,125 One, two, eh. 1067 01:13:31,225 --> 01:13:33,833 Happy. Happy... 1068 01:13:33,933 --> 01:13:35,916 The happiest girl in the world, now. Come on. That's it. 1069 01:13:36,016 --> 01:13:38,291 Good. Good. Come on, happy girl. 1070 01:13:38,391 --> 01:13:39,875 Better. 1071 01:13:39,975 --> 01:13:42,458 Brighter. Happiest girl in the world, now. 1072 01:13:42,558 --> 01:13:45,500 Now. Good. Swing your hair round suddenly. 1073 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:48,375 That's it. Cool. Good. Lovely. Again. 1074 01:13:48,475 --> 01:13:53,000 Good. Good. Again. Good. That's it, darling. 1075 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:55,458 Look up. Think lovely... thoughts. 1076 01:13:55,558 --> 01:13:57,208 Brighter. Come on, duckie. Forget it. 1077 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,666 We've all been through it. For Christ's sake, smile, love. 1078 01:13:59,766 --> 01:14:02,449 Go on, eh? That's it. All right. That's it. 1079 01:14:03,308 --> 01:14:06,500 Come on. Sorry. Lovely, dear. Come on, forget it. 1080 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:10,708 It's all right, don't cry. Jolly good, jolly good. Marvellous. 1081 01:14:10,808 --> 01:14:13,500 What is it, darling? What is it? Come on, drinkie-poos... 1082 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:18,282 - Drinkies, love. Come on. - (SOBS) Oh, Mel... 1083 01:14:18,891 --> 01:14:20,958 Gonna be a happy girl, then? 1084 01:14:21,058 --> 01:14:22,625 Gonna be happy? 1085 01:14:22,725 --> 01:14:25,041 Cause we already are a very pretty girl, you know. 1086 01:14:25,141 --> 01:14:26,699 Mm...? 1087 01:14:29,725 --> 01:14:30,750 (MAN LAUGHS) 1088 01:14:30,850 --> 01:14:33,916 Ah, yes... She's very good. 1089 01:14:34,016 --> 01:14:37,240 - MAN 2: I don't know whether... - MAN 3: Ah, thank you. 1090 01:14:37,891 --> 01:14:40,833 Could we have a look at that again, please? Thank you so much. 1091 01:14:40,933 --> 01:14:43,000 - Yes... - Yes... 1092 01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:45,666 The question is, is she over-experienced? 1093 01:14:45,766 --> 01:14:47,500 - (LAUGHTER) - Sorry? 1094 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,333 Have the public seen too much of her face? 1095 01:14:50,433 --> 01:14:53,125 How can you see too much of this face, I ask you? 1096 01:14:53,225 --> 01:14:55,375 We do get continuity of image. 1097 01:14:55,475 --> 01:14:57,365 - Good thinking. - ALL: Hear, hear. 1098 01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:02,625 Buy her, then, do you, Kurt? 1099 01:15:02,725 --> 01:15:03,958 Definitely. 1100 01:15:04,058 --> 01:15:07,166 You know, she's got a sort of Aryan quality. She'll go down well in Germany. 1101 01:15:07,266 --> 01:15:10,490 - (SQUEAKING) - (LAUGHTER) 1102 01:15:12,058 --> 01:15:14,375 (GERMAN ACCENT) How about this for the Happiness girl, huh? 1103 01:15:14,475 --> 01:15:15,824 (LAUGHTER) 1104 01:15:19,183 --> 01:15:21,282 But you must have a look at it. 1105 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,958 Yes. For the German territory, I am happy. 1106 01:15:27,058 --> 01:15:31,291 Well, there it is. We want you to be the Happiness Boy, Kurt. 1107 01:15:31,391 --> 01:15:33,500 Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. 1108 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,250 Very well, then. We're all agreed. 1109 01:15:35,350 --> 01:15:39,625 Diana Scott, hereinafter known as the Happiness Girl. 1110 01:15:39,725 --> 01:15:41,282 (LAUGHTER) 1111 01:15:48,016 --> 01:15:50,875 For you, the man who turned the tide at Monte Carlo. 1112 01:15:50,975 --> 01:15:53,625 Darling. Bless you. 1113 01:15:53,725 --> 01:15:56,041 Whoa! 1114 01:15:56,141 --> 01:15:58,699 (♪ BACH: "JESU, JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING") 1115 01:16:45,725 --> 01:16:46,916 May I help you, madam? 1116 01:16:47,016 --> 01:16:50,333 Yes, do you think I could see some... peaches in brandy, please? 1117 01:16:50,433 --> 01:16:52,615 Certainly, madam. If you'd just come this way. 1118 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,240 Yes... 1119 01:16:59,808 --> 01:17:01,416 Have you got a larger size I could see? 1120 01:17:01,516 --> 01:17:04,324 Yes, madam. Just wait one moment. 1121 01:17:05,433 --> 01:17:09,824 - Brandy. Bit expensive, but... - Far too expensive. 1122 01:17:12,266 --> 01:17:13,458 It looks delicious to me this... 1123 01:17:13,558 --> 01:17:18,041 (WHISPERS) I am not with you! I have never seen you before in my vie. 1124 01:17:18,141 --> 01:17:21,166 You're in this up to your navel. 1125 01:17:21,266 --> 01:17:23,199 We can't stay here all day, you know. 1126 01:17:24,350 --> 01:17:26,291 Thank you Madam. 1127 01:17:26,391 --> 01:17:29,833 Oh, no. I did want them in a bottle. No, thank you very much indeed. 1128 01:17:29,933 --> 01:17:31,666 - We'll forget it. - Thank you, madam. 1129 01:17:31,766 --> 01:17:33,324 Thank you. 1130 01:17:41,350 --> 01:17:43,250 WOMAN: These look very nice. 1131 01:17:43,350 --> 01:17:45,833 Oh, what about these prawns? They look delicious! 1132 01:17:45,933 --> 01:17:47,250 Did you see that? 1133 01:17:47,350 --> 01:17:49,083 Outrageous behaviour! 1134 01:17:49,183 --> 01:17:53,333 - I could've sworn he was following us. - He was! 1135 01:17:53,433 --> 01:17:55,458 - Outrageous. - Oh, dear. 1136 01:17:55,558 --> 01:17:58,833 - Robert... - (TRILLS) ♪ R-r-r-rule Britannia! 1137 01:17:58,933 --> 01:18:04,208 - MAN: ♪ Britannia rules... ♪ - Oh, my dear! 1138 01:18:04,308 --> 01:18:05,583 Ting-a-ling! Shop's open. 1139 01:18:05,683 --> 01:18:08,625 Ting-a-ling! The shop's denuded! Honestly, you are outrageous, dear, 1140 01:18:08,725 --> 01:18:14,032 and I would like you to know, dear, that we have only paid for shrimps. 1141 01:18:15,225 --> 01:18:17,791 What's that? The Happiness Girl contract already? 1142 01:18:17,891 --> 01:18:20,074 Oh, dear, my husband wants a divorce. 1143 01:18:21,933 --> 01:18:23,782 My husband Tony. He wants a divorce. 1144 01:18:27,975 --> 01:18:31,199 Well, granted soon as asked, I'm sure. 1145 01:18:32,558 --> 01:18:35,083 I... hate... this... flat. 1146 01:18:35,183 --> 01:18:38,365 Well, you've got your escargots, anyway. 1147 01:18:40,766 --> 01:18:45,083 Have an avocado, strangled with prunes. 1148 01:18:45,183 --> 01:18:47,000 Have a bit of smoked salmon, 1149 01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:53,083 stuffed with caviar, matured in fine English gin. 1150 01:18:53,183 --> 01:18:57,032 For what you are about to receive may the Lord make you truly thankful. 1151 01:18:58,975 --> 01:19:03,449 Cheers! 1152 01:19:07,766 --> 01:19:09,324 Oh... 1153 01:19:10,433 --> 01:19:13,657 Oh, my life is a pisspot! 1154 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:17,574 - Well, you see, I have the answer to that. - Oh, yes? Have you? 1155 01:19:18,266 --> 01:19:20,625 It's the bomb, lovey. It must be. 1156 01:19:20,725 --> 01:19:24,125 That's right. It's the great, big... 1157 01:19:24,225 --> 01:19:26,240 (IN UNISON) ...nasty, nasty bomb! 1158 01:19:27,350 --> 01:19:29,583 Let's face it, dear. 1159 01:19:29,683 --> 01:19:33,166 Darling's life is a great, big, steaming mess. 1160 01:19:33,266 --> 01:19:35,166 (DIANA MOANS) 1161 01:19:35,266 --> 01:19:39,250 Oh, I love you, if no-one else does. 1162 01:19:39,350 --> 01:19:42,458 - Well, no-one else does. - Ah... poor you! 1163 01:19:42,558 --> 01:19:44,416 I'll tell you what I'm going to do with you. 1164 01:19:44,516 --> 01:19:46,500 Go on... 1165 01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:50,333 Well, I may be filming in Italy next month, 1166 01:19:50,433 --> 01:19:51,458 - Italy? - Yes. 1167 01:19:51,558 --> 01:19:53,375 Rather fabulous, darling... 1168 01:19:53,475 --> 01:19:58,875 And if I do, I'm going afterwards on the most wonderful holiday of my life 1169 01:19:58,975 --> 01:20:00,750 and you're coming with me. 1170 01:20:00,850 --> 01:20:05,666 - Oh, I am? - You are! To hell with them all. 1171 01:20:05,766 --> 01:20:07,833 We're gonna have a ball. 1172 01:20:07,933 --> 01:20:12,125 - Have a ball, have a ball! - Have a ball! 1173 01:20:12,225 --> 01:20:14,333 - To hell with 'em all! - To hell with 'em all! 1174 01:20:14,433 --> 01:20:17,407 We'll 'ave a ball! Down with 'em all! 1175 01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:31,615 MAN: Ashes to ashes... 1176 01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:35,282 dust to dust. 1177 01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:47,615 (BIRDSONG) 1178 01:20:51,808 --> 01:20:56,041 ♪ Cupids are the chocolates to choose 1179 01:20:56,141 --> 01:21:02,416 ♪ For the one you love to caress 1180 01:21:02,516 --> 01:21:06,916 ♪ Chocolates with the fairy-tale centres 1181 01:21:07,016 --> 01:21:08,708 ♪ They're the best... ♪ 1182 01:21:08,808 --> 01:21:12,208 MAN: Yes, there's nothing dreamier than Cupid Chocolates. 1183 01:21:12,308 --> 01:21:15,458 Those fairy-tale centres take you out of this world 1184 01:21:15,558 --> 01:21:18,375 into a land of make-believe come true. 1185 01:21:18,475 --> 01:21:22,708 ♪ Fairy-tale chocolates by Cupid ♪ 1186 01:21:22,808 --> 01:21:24,333 - MAN 1: Cut it! - MAN 2: Cut it! 1187 01:21:24,433 --> 01:21:26,250 - How was that? - Not bad. Could be better. 1188 01:21:26,350 --> 01:21:29,958 - Yes... - In all, 35 seconds. 1189 01:21:30,058 --> 01:21:33,375 - Erm, listen... - I'm a bit worried about the caress thing. 1190 01:21:33,475 --> 01:21:36,583 Could he caress her this time? The jingle does say "the one you love to caress". 1191 01:21:36,683 --> 01:21:38,125 - Yeah, yeah... - It's talking about the girl. 1192 01:21:38,225 --> 01:21:39,291 We'll try it that way this time. 1193 01:21:39,391 --> 01:21:42,750 Darling, listen. This time would you... would you let him caress you? 1194 01:21:42,850 --> 01:21:45,291 Would you let... him touch your cheek, hm? 1195 01:21:45,391 --> 01:21:47,125 What? He... I caress... 1196 01:21:47,225 --> 01:21:49,125 No, he caresses you. 1197 01:21:49,225 --> 01:21:50,833 All right. Please, don't break it up. 1198 01:21:50,933 --> 01:21:53,750 - MAN: Come on, boys. Quiet. - Let's try a take for the prince. 1199 01:21:53,850 --> 01:21:56,708 - Good afternoon, sir. - Hello. How do you do? 1200 01:21:56,808 --> 01:21:59,041 Excuse me... 1201 01:21:59,141 --> 01:22:03,041 Don't you think that the house would be much much better, seen from this angle? 1202 01:22:03,141 --> 01:22:04,500 Er... yes, sir, 1203 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,416 but you see, it's a question of the light. 1204 01:22:06,516 --> 01:22:11,324 - Oh, the light. - (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1205 01:22:11,933 --> 01:22:15,282 - MAN: Scene two, take three. - MAN 2: Action! 1206 01:22:15,725 --> 01:22:18,958 WOMAN: Yes, there's nothing dreamier than Cupid Chocolates. 1207 01:22:19,058 --> 01:22:22,166 Those fairy-tale centres take you out of this world 1208 01:22:22,266 --> 01:22:24,500 into a land of make-believe come true. 1209 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,750 As those fairy-tale centres melt in the mouth, 1210 01:22:27,850 --> 01:22:30,750 they'll melt the heart of the one you love to caress. 1211 01:22:30,850 --> 01:22:32,449 Fairy-tale centres... 1212 01:23:23,516 --> 01:23:25,907 MAN: He is the Pope Urbano. 1213 01:23:26,975 --> 01:23:30,199 One of my father's many ancestors. 1214 01:23:31,058 --> 01:23:33,416 Should Popes be ancestors? 1215 01:23:33,516 --> 01:23:36,166 Well, the call came late in life. 1216 01:23:36,266 --> 01:23:39,490 He was an ancestor before becoming a pope. 1217 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:43,750 I don't see much resemblance. 1218 01:23:43,850 --> 01:23:47,074 He was better-looking when he was younger. 1219 01:23:49,808 --> 01:23:55,125 - DIANA: Who is she? - My mother. She was very beautiful. 1220 01:23:55,225 --> 01:23:59,875 - Was? - She died two years ago in a car crash. 1221 01:23:59,975 --> 01:24:02,000 Oh, how awful. 1222 01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:05,333 - Very awful. - Here you are. 1223 01:24:05,433 --> 01:24:06,791 I've ordered some tea. 1224 01:24:06,891 --> 01:24:08,657 DIANA: How marvellous! 1225 01:24:09,183 --> 01:24:12,000 Curzio's been giving me some of the family history. 1226 01:24:12,100 --> 01:24:13,583 Oh, yes. 1227 01:24:13,683 --> 01:24:16,958 Excuse me, I must go. I have a long way to drive, 1228 01:24:17,058 --> 01:24:18,458 But I hope we will meet again. 1229 01:24:18,558 --> 01:24:21,625 - I hope so. - Goodbye. Till soon, then. 1230 01:24:21,725 --> 01:24:23,500 - Till soon. - (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 1231 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,615 (REPLIES IN ITALIAN) 1232 01:24:27,516 --> 01:24:29,375 He's a nice boy, Curzio. 1233 01:24:29,475 --> 01:24:32,666 Yes. Yes, very. 1234 01:24:32,766 --> 01:24:34,949 (BELL TOLLS) 1235 01:24:36,516 --> 01:24:39,500 - It's so beautiful. - I'm glad you like it. 1236 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,916 There's nothing like this in England. Thank you. 1237 01:24:42,016 --> 01:24:44,833 But you have in England the most beautiful country houses in the world. 1238 01:24:44,933 --> 01:24:47,500 - Have a chocolate. - (GROANS) 1239 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:50,240 No, it's different here. There's a sense of... 1240 01:24:51,183 --> 01:24:53,125 eternity. 1241 01:24:53,225 --> 01:24:55,407 A sort of peacefulness. 1242 01:24:56,725 --> 01:25:00,574 It is almost... religious, if you know what I mean. 1243 01:25:01,391 --> 01:25:02,875 Yes. 1244 01:25:02,975 --> 01:25:06,625 Well, it seems to make life easier to bear. 1245 01:25:06,725 --> 01:25:11,166 But you don't have any problem in bearing the weight of life. Do you? 1246 01:25:11,266 --> 01:25:12,583 I don't know about that. 1247 01:25:12,683 --> 01:25:16,449 Well, on you it must weigh very lightly. For me, it's different. 1248 01:25:19,766 --> 01:25:22,208 I recently lost someone too. 1249 01:25:22,308 --> 01:25:23,865 Not like you did, but... 1250 01:25:24,933 --> 01:25:27,875 Well, I don't much care to go back to England just now. 1251 01:25:27,975 --> 01:25:30,666 - Do you have a family? - Not like yours. 1252 01:25:30,766 --> 01:25:34,532 Not that supports one, gives one strength. 1253 01:25:34,975 --> 01:25:39,500 - You have God practically in the family. - Oh.. 1254 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:44,291 Well, you know, every man is alone in the last resolve, and I more than most men. 1255 01:25:44,391 --> 01:25:45,708 (CHILDREN'S CRIES) 1256 01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:48,375 Well, perhaps not. In some ways. 1257 01:25:48,475 --> 01:25:50,657 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1258 01:25:52,308 --> 01:25:53,916 They're beautiful. 1259 01:25:54,016 --> 01:25:55,958 Yes. Like their mother. 1260 01:25:56,058 --> 01:25:59,416 They are. They really are lovely. 1261 01:25:59,516 --> 01:26:02,375 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 1262 01:26:02,475 --> 01:26:03,916 Well, now you must excuse me. 1263 01:26:04,016 --> 01:26:05,875 I swim with them every day, you know. 1264 01:26:05,975 --> 01:26:08,625 It's a duty which is also pleasure. 1265 01:26:08,725 --> 01:26:11,949 - Excuse me, will you? - Of course. Thank you so much. 1266 01:26:17,350 --> 01:26:22,250 DIANA: I don't think I'd ever needed a holiday quite so much as I did then, 1267 01:26:22,350 --> 01:26:24,708 and Capri was ideal. 1268 01:26:24,808 --> 01:26:30,657 I just wanted peace and quiet and to get away from everything, really. 1269 01:27:07,725 --> 01:27:10,416 Campari? 1270 01:27:10,516 --> 01:27:14,282 Due Campari per favore. 1271 01:27:16,433 --> 01:27:20,500 - Uh-uh... - Hm...? 1272 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:25,625 We are not complicating our holiday with any disgusting sexcapades... 1273 01:27:25,725 --> 01:27:27,750 Brother and sister till death do us part? 1274 01:27:27,850 --> 01:27:29,791 - Done. - Share and share alike. 1275 01:27:29,891 --> 01:27:33,199 - Everything split down the middle. - Absolutely. 1276 01:27:36,183 --> 01:27:39,916 - Now, tell us what's new in London. - Oh, nothing much. 1277 01:27:40,016 --> 01:27:41,833 I'll tell you who I did bump into. 1278 01:27:41,933 --> 01:27:44,500 - Mm-hm... - Robert. 1279 01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:46,958 - My Robert? - The same. 1280 01:27:47,058 --> 01:27:48,833 And? 1281 01:27:48,933 --> 01:27:51,541 - Seemed OK. - Alone? 1282 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:54,166 - Me or him? - I don't care who you were with. 1283 01:27:54,266 --> 01:27:56,333 Charming. 1284 01:27:56,433 --> 01:27:58,041 Do you care who he was with? 1285 01:27:58,141 --> 01:28:00,324 No, not particularly. 1286 01:28:01,933 --> 01:28:03,041 What was she like? 1287 01:28:03,141 --> 01:28:07,657 Blonde. 21 . Extremely well-appointed, as they say. 1288 01:28:09,350 --> 01:28:10,907 Grazie. 1289 01:28:13,975 --> 01:28:17,375 It's OK. He was alone. 1290 01:28:17,475 --> 01:28:18,958 - He wasn't. - I swear. 1291 01:28:19,058 --> 01:28:20,875 You rotten thing, you... 1292 01:28:20,975 --> 01:28:23,958 I know. Happy holiday! 1293 01:28:24,058 --> 01:28:25,375 And you, principe. 1294 01:28:25,475 --> 01:28:27,657 And you. 1295 01:28:50,891 --> 01:28:56,865 - DIANA: Oh, my, what a dream. - Oh, it's super. 1296 01:29:41,266 --> 01:29:43,449 DIANA: Mm... 1297 01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:48,416 I was just thinking how nice it would be if we could live here. 1298 01:29:48,516 --> 01:29:50,708 Hm... 1299 01:29:50,808 --> 01:29:53,541 I could do without sex. 1300 01:29:53,641 --> 01:29:56,115 Don't really like it that much. 1301 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:02,824 If I could just feel... 1302 01:30:05,850 --> 01:30:07,615 complete. 1303 01:30:13,725 --> 01:30:18,250 Oh, Mal, let's buy this place. It can't cost much. 1304 01:30:18,350 --> 01:30:20,500 It'd be marvellous. 1305 01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:24,208 I want it more than anything in the whole world. 1306 01:30:24,308 --> 01:30:25,824 Happy girl? 1307 01:30:50,183 --> 01:30:52,365 (CHANTING IN LATIN) 1308 01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:06,865 (MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN) 1309 01:32:58,850 --> 01:33:00,532 Mal. 1310 01:33:06,516 --> 01:33:11,365 Are you ready, Eddie? Scusi il ritardo. 1311 01:33:29,183 --> 01:33:31,365 - Morning. - Morning. 1312 01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:43,824 - Caffè, signorina? - Yes. 1313 01:33:45,433 --> 01:33:47,875 Traitor. 1314 01:33:47,975 --> 01:33:52,240 - Why the harsh words? - Harsh word. One is sufficient. 1315 01:33:53,516 --> 01:33:55,500 Darling, really. 1316 01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:58,449 Brother and sister till death us do part. Hm. 1317 01:34:07,433 --> 01:34:08,990 (HORN BLOWING) 1318 01:34:10,433 --> 01:34:11,990 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1319 01:34:16,766 --> 01:34:18,324 (GASPS) 1320 01:34:21,350 --> 01:34:22,916 MAN: Well, I happened to be passing, 1321 01:34:23,016 --> 01:34:27,083 so I thought, why not drop in? 1322 01:34:27,183 --> 01:34:29,032 DIANA: Why not, indeed! 1323 01:34:30,891 --> 01:34:35,791 Diana, I've been thinking about you a lot, 1324 01:34:35,891 --> 01:34:38,750 Oh, that's nice. 1325 01:34:38,850 --> 01:34:40,625 And, er... what you said. 1326 01:34:40,725 --> 01:34:42,375 Did I say something? 1327 01:34:42,475 --> 01:34:44,791 Yes, about Italy. 1328 01:34:44,891 --> 01:34:49,199 - How much you like it. - Oh, yes. I simply adore it. 1329 01:34:52,266 --> 01:34:55,824 Curzio is very taken with you, you know. 1330 01:34:56,850 --> 01:34:59,541 Well... he's very young. 1331 01:34:59,641 --> 01:35:04,208 He recognises a certain quality in you. 1332 01:35:04,308 --> 01:35:06,416 I expect he'll get over it. 1333 01:35:06,516 --> 01:35:09,166 I don't think so. 1334 01:35:09,266 --> 01:35:12,625 He was very much in favour of my coming here. 1335 01:35:12,725 --> 01:35:15,875 As a matter of fact, he persuaded me to come. 1336 01:35:15,975 --> 01:35:17,250 Why? 1337 01:35:17,350 --> 01:35:21,574 - I am afraid I don't understand. - To propose to you. 1338 01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:25,375 But, er... why couldn't he have proposed himself? 1339 01:35:25,475 --> 01:35:27,875 I mean it, it's all ridiculously childish, but... 1340 01:35:27,975 --> 01:35:30,666 Good you approve that I should propose to you 1341 01:35:30,766 --> 01:35:33,625 since, er... 1342 01:35:33,725 --> 01:35:35,574 it is I who wishes to marry you. 1343 01:35:36,850 --> 01:35:38,115 I see. 1344 01:35:40,850 --> 01:35:44,708 There is no point in not saying what is in one's heart. 1345 01:35:44,808 --> 01:35:48,032 No really, principe. 1346 01:35:51,391 --> 01:35:53,949 - Cesare. - Cesare. 1347 01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:56,333 CESARE: I'm staying here until tomorrow. 1348 01:35:56,433 --> 01:35:58,615 Will you think it over? 1349 01:36:21,891 --> 01:36:23,791 (HORN BEEPING) 1350 01:36:23,891 --> 01:36:25,166 Ciao! 1351 01:36:25,266 --> 01:36:28,500 Buona sera! 1352 01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:30,824 Scusi ma lavorara. 1353 01:36:33,141 --> 01:36:34,699 Le mani... 1354 01:36:50,933 --> 01:36:53,115 - Ciao. - Ci vediamo... 1355 01:36:55,391 --> 01:36:58,125 I thought about it all last night. 1356 01:36:58,225 --> 01:37:01,449 I hardly slept at all, Cesare, thinking. 1357 01:37:02,891 --> 01:37:06,500 I know I can't... I can't give up my life. 1358 01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:08,824 You understand? 1359 01:37:11,558 --> 01:37:12,625 Well... 1360 01:37:12,725 --> 01:37:16,083 If you ever change your mind, I shall not have changed mine. 1361 01:37:16,183 --> 01:37:19,125 I am very sorry I gave you sleepless night. 1362 01:37:19,225 --> 01:37:22,250 I too had one. Goodbye. 1363 01:37:22,350 --> 01:37:24,750 Goodbye, Cesare. 1364 01:37:24,850 --> 01:37:26,250 - Andiamo. - Sì, signore. 1365 01:37:26,350 --> 01:37:27,907 Andiamo. 1366 01:37:51,433 --> 01:37:54,041 Bye-bye, principe. 1367 01:37:54,141 --> 01:37:57,282 MAL: Arrivederci, Roma! 1368 01:38:01,308 --> 01:38:03,615 (RINGING) 1369 01:38:25,391 --> 01:38:27,958 ROBERT: When they bury Walter Southgate tomorrow, 1370 01:38:28,058 --> 01:38:32,833 there will be buried with him something of the regional tradition of English literature. 1371 01:38:32,933 --> 01:38:37,333 Nowadays, it is London which, more and more, devours the talents. 1372 01:38:37,433 --> 01:38:43,541 "London, that damn jam factory, boiling out the goodness from writers", 1373 01:38:43,641 --> 01:38:46,458 as Southgate once said to me. 1374 01:38:46,558 --> 01:38:50,958 A certain flinty integrity has gone. 1375 01:38:51,058 --> 01:38:53,291 Perhaps forever. 1376 01:38:53,391 --> 01:38:55,000 Good night. 1377 01:38:55,100 --> 01:38:57,458 TV PRESENTER: And that's all from us for this week. 1378 01:38:57,558 --> 01:39:01,541 We'll be back with you again with another programme, in a fortnight's time. 1379 01:39:01,641 --> 01:39:03,699 Till then, good night. 1380 01:39:29,516 --> 01:39:33,208 ♪ Someone who cares about you 1381 01:39:33,308 --> 01:39:36,833 ♪ Someone there 1382 01:39:36,933 --> 01:39:40,375 ♪ When you fail 1383 01:39:40,475 --> 01:39:43,541 ♪ Every time you try 1384 01:39:43,641 --> 01:39:47,166 ♪ You need someone 1385 01:39:47,266 --> 01:39:50,833 ♪ To help you get on by 1386 01:39:50,933 --> 01:39:54,333 ♪ Someone to talk to 1387 01:39:54,433 --> 01:39:57,916 ♪ Someone to love you 1388 01:39:58,016 --> 01:40:02,041 ♪ Someone to walk beside you 1389 01:40:02,141 --> 01:40:06,958 ♪ On the way 1390 01:40:07,058 --> 01:40:14,125 ♪ Someone to talk to, baby 1391 01:40:14,225 --> 01:40:20,125 ♪ Someone who needs you just like me 1392 01:40:20,225 --> 01:40:23,625 ♪ And the one 1393 01:40:23,725 --> 01:40:26,875 ♪ Who will understand 1394 01:40:26,975 --> 01:40:30,500 ♪ Yes, and the one 1395 01:40:30,600 --> 01:40:34,125 ♪ Who wants to hold your hand 1396 01:40:34,225 --> 01:40:37,625 ♪ Someone to talk to 1397 01:40:37,725 --> 01:40:41,208 ♪ Someone who wants you 1398 01:40:41,308 --> 01:40:44,458 ♪ Someone to love you 1399 01:40:44,558 --> 01:40:47,208 ♪ More and more each day 1400 01:40:47,308 --> 01:40:50,532 ♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ee-yay... ♪ 1401 01:40:52,558 --> 01:40:53,916 Ice. 1402 01:40:54,016 --> 01:41:01,041 ♪ Someone to talk to, baby 1403 01:41:01,141 --> 01:41:07,041 ♪ Someone who needs you just like me 1404 01:41:07,141 --> 01:41:10,500 ♪ And the one 1405 01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:13,791 ♪ Who will understand 1406 01:41:13,891 --> 01:41:17,416 ♪ Yes, and the one 1407 01:41:17,516 --> 01:41:21,083 ♪ Who wants to hold your hand 1408 01:41:21,183 --> 01:41:24,625 ♪ Someone to talk to 1409 01:41:24,725 --> 01:41:28,208 ♪ Someone who wants you 1410 01:41:28,308 --> 01:41:29,916 ♪ Someone who loves you... ♪ 1411 01:41:30,016 --> 01:41:34,699 Well... Where did all the young flowers go? 1412 01:41:37,100 --> 01:41:39,375 Proceed. 1413 01:41:39,475 --> 01:41:40,875 Amuse me. 1414 01:41:40,975 --> 01:41:44,458 ♪ Someone to talk to, baby 1415 01:41:44,558 --> 01:41:47,907 ♪ Someone to talk to, baby... ♪ 1416 01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:03,157 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1417 01:42:24,141 --> 01:42:27,699 I wondered if you knew Southgate had died. 1418 01:42:28,641 --> 01:42:30,541 - Could I? - (DOOR OPENS) 1419 01:42:30,641 --> 01:42:32,699 What's going on? 1420 01:42:45,433 --> 01:42:47,615 I think you'd better go. 1421 01:42:53,183 --> 01:42:55,375 Get out of here, will you? 1422 01:42:55,475 --> 01:42:59,365 Just get out of here. 1423 01:43:11,225 --> 01:43:14,125 I thought you'd gone too. 1424 01:43:14,225 --> 01:43:18,208 You bastard. You really are, aren't you? A bastard... 1425 01:43:18,308 --> 01:43:20,541 - Would you like some tea? - Tea? 1426 01:43:20,641 --> 01:43:23,907 To calm you down. You seem a bit hysterical. 1427 01:43:27,391 --> 01:43:30,416 I asked you to go. Why haven't you? 1428 01:43:30,516 --> 01:43:32,699 Because I've stayed. 1429 01:43:36,225 --> 01:43:39,199 - What is it? - Nothing. 1430 01:43:39,641 --> 01:43:41,000 Are you afraid of something? 1431 01:43:41,100 --> 01:43:43,708 I get the feeling you're afraid of something. 1432 01:43:43,808 --> 01:43:45,032 What's wrong? 1433 01:43:46,058 --> 01:43:47,615 Wrong? 1434 01:43:48,766 --> 01:43:50,032 Nothing. 1435 01:43:53,975 --> 01:43:56,791 I didn't ask you to leave Robert, you know. 1436 01:43:56,891 --> 01:43:58,958 You never ask me to do anything. 1437 01:43:59,058 --> 01:44:01,666 As long as you realise. 1438 01:44:01,766 --> 01:44:04,250 As long as you realise I just hate your guts. 1439 01:44:04,350 --> 01:44:08,500 As long as you realise Robert's the only person I ever remotely loved. 1440 01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:10,833 When you've finished. 1441 01:44:10,933 --> 01:44:14,074 As long as you're convinced, you don't have to persuade me, my darling. 1442 01:44:17,850 --> 01:44:20,199 You are afraid I'll kill myself? 1443 01:44:23,433 --> 01:44:25,449 Has that ever happened to you? 1444 01:44:30,850 --> 01:44:32,166 Who was she, Miles? 1445 01:44:32,266 --> 01:44:35,666 Put away your Penguin Freud, Diana. 1446 01:44:35,766 --> 01:44:39,500 - Who was she? - And your crystal ball. 1447 01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:42,824 It's late. 1448 01:44:48,141 --> 01:44:52,125 Poor Miles. You can't risk feeling anything, can you? 1449 01:44:52,225 --> 01:44:53,625 I shall survive. 1450 01:44:53,725 --> 01:44:55,958 Of course... as long as you remain impotent. 1451 01:44:56,058 --> 01:45:00,166 My impotence, my darling, makes a pair with your virginity. 1452 01:45:00,266 --> 01:45:03,375 Impotent in every way, except in bed. 1453 01:45:03,475 --> 01:45:08,000 Don't underestimate me my dear. I can also be very effective on the telephone. 1454 01:45:08,100 --> 01:45:10,824 I'll say good night. 1455 01:45:14,058 --> 01:45:16,208 DIANA: Life is full of "if onlys", isn't it? 1456 01:45:16,308 --> 01:45:19,666 You know: if only, if only... 1457 01:45:19,766 --> 01:45:24,032 If only Robert had come half an hour later, the whole thing might've been different. 1458 01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:29,916 Oh, I... I sort of felt it wasn't any good, you know. 1459 01:45:30,016 --> 01:45:33,250 I just had to go and try to find him again. 1460 01:45:33,350 --> 01:45:35,000 I remember thinking: 1461 01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:37,240 I bet he will be at that funeral. 1462 01:45:41,391 --> 01:45:44,291 MAN: "The days of man are but as grass, 1463 01:45:44,391 --> 01:45:48,375 "but he flourishes as a flower or as a field. 1464 01:45:48,475 --> 01:45:52,333 "For as the wind goeth over it, it is gone, 1465 01:45:52,433 --> 01:45:55,115 "and the place thereof shall know it no more. 1466 01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:59,791 "We commend unto thy own hands of mercy, most merciful Father, 1467 01:45:59,891 --> 01:46:03,625 "the soul of this, our brother, Walter Southgate, departed, 1468 01:46:03,725 --> 01:46:06,083 "and we commit his body to the ground, 1469 01:46:06,183 --> 01:46:09,041 "earth to earth, ashes to ashes, 1470 01:46:09,141 --> 01:46:10,833 "and dust to dust, 1471 01:46:10,933 --> 01:46:13,833 "in the sure and certain hope of the resurrection 1472 01:46:13,933 --> 01:46:18,250 "to eternal life, through our Lord Jesus Christ, 1473 01:46:18,350 --> 01:46:21,666 "who shall change the body of our low estate 1474 01:46:21,766 --> 01:46:25,208 "that it be like unto His glory..." 1475 01:46:25,308 --> 01:46:26,875 - Miss Scott? - Yes. 1476 01:46:26,975 --> 01:46:29,166 - Lesley Page, Evening Standard. - Oh, yes? 1477 01:46:29,266 --> 01:46:31,166 I didn't know you knew Walter Southgate. 1478 01:46:31,266 --> 01:46:34,458 Oh, yes, we were considerable friends, actually. 1479 01:46:34,558 --> 01:46:39,000 - When was this? - Oh, about two years ago. 1480 01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:42,000 He found out how much I admired his work and... 1481 01:46:42,100 --> 01:46:45,083 sweet man, he invited me round to see him. 1482 01:46:45,183 --> 01:46:47,041 Which was your favourite book? 1483 01:46:47,141 --> 01:46:49,750 Oh, all of them. 1484 01:46:49,850 --> 01:46:54,125 As a matter of fact, I may be filming one of his books in Paris. 1485 01:46:54,225 --> 01:46:56,125 - Really? - Yes, I'm talking to Raoul Maxime. 1486 01:46:56,225 --> 01:46:57,949 You know, the French film director... 1487 01:47:20,891 --> 01:47:23,324 (PHONE RINGS) 1488 01:47:30,725 --> 01:47:33,000 - Hello. - MAN: Diana... 1489 01:47:33,100 --> 01:47:37,125 - Yes, Robert... - MAN: "Yes, Robert"...? 1490 01:47:37,225 --> 01:47:40,333 Who is that? Malcolm, is that you? 1491 01:47:40,433 --> 01:47:43,916 I rang to congratulate you, I just read in the paper about the film. 1492 01:47:44,016 --> 01:47:47,416 - Who is that? - That is Diana Scott...? 1493 01:47:47,516 --> 01:47:50,291 Yes, it is. Will you tell me who's speaking, please? 1494 01:47:50,391 --> 01:47:53,166 (CHUCKLES) I wish I was Robert... 1495 01:47:53,266 --> 01:47:55,541 Please, who is that speaking? 1496 01:47:55,641 --> 01:47:58,541 Oh, come on now, we met a couple of times, at a party... 1497 01:47:58,641 --> 01:48:00,708 (SHOUTING) For God's sakes, who is it? 1498 01:48:00,808 --> 01:48:03,032 (INDISTINCT) 1499 01:48:05,183 --> 01:48:10,490 For Christ's sakes, stop mucking around. Tell me who's speaking! 1500 01:48:12,100 --> 01:48:14,282 - (HANGS UP) - Hello... 1501 01:48:23,016 --> 01:48:25,824 DIANA: Oh, I just felt I'd absolutely no-one to turn to. 1502 01:48:26,308 --> 01:48:30,083 No-one to turn to. Nothing to fall back on. You know... 1503 01:48:30,183 --> 01:48:32,458 Then, suddenly there was someone who really understood, 1504 01:48:32,558 --> 01:48:34,375 who really cared about me. 1505 01:48:34,475 --> 01:48:36,750 Didn't want anything out of me. 1506 01:48:36,850 --> 01:48:39,750 He was so terribly understanding, Father Chapman. 1507 01:48:39,850 --> 01:48:41,083 Do you know him? 1508 01:48:41,183 --> 01:48:43,500 He's Monsignor Chapman now. 1509 01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:46,699 Now, he's a terrible sweetie. Terribly human. 1510 01:48:49,141 --> 01:48:51,750 I suppose I've always believed in God. 1511 01:48:51,850 --> 01:48:54,250 Just has to be a God, doesn't there? 1512 01:48:54,350 --> 01:48:57,000 You know. Somebody who understands. 1513 01:48:57,100 --> 01:48:59,958 Just has to be. 1514 01:49:00,058 --> 01:49:02,791 I really took it very seriously, you know. 1515 01:49:02,891 --> 01:49:05,416 I knew I couldn't go ahead with my marriage, 1516 01:49:05,516 --> 01:49:09,250 unless I was really serious about it. 1517 01:49:09,350 --> 01:49:11,532 (BELL RINGING, CHATTER IN ITALIAN) 1518 01:49:25,975 --> 01:49:29,166 MAN: It isn't everyday that we have a new English princess, 1519 01:49:29,266 --> 01:49:33,833 but it happened last week at the ancient home of the Prince Cesare della Romita 1520 01:49:33,933 --> 01:49:37,208 when our own Diana Scott became the bride of this famous Italian prince 1521 01:49:37,308 --> 01:49:40,875 and bobsleigh enthusiast. 1522 01:49:40,975 --> 01:49:45,083 Everyone was there: old family friends, the people from the estate. 1523 01:49:45,183 --> 01:49:48,949 And, my goodness, how happy they were to find themselves with a mistress again. 1524 01:49:49,641 --> 01:49:52,416 The prince, who stems from one of Italy's oldest families, 1525 01:49:52,516 --> 01:49:55,416 has been married before and has seven children. 1526 01:49:55,516 --> 01:49:59,949 It isn't every princess who finds herself the mother of seven on her wedding day. 1527 01:50:01,558 --> 01:50:05,291 Simple family meals are something the princess is determined to maintain. 1528 01:50:05,391 --> 01:50:08,166 She intends to supervise all of the family cooking 1529 01:50:08,266 --> 01:50:12,125 and she's a regular and welcome visitor to the kitchens. 1530 01:50:12,225 --> 01:50:14,416 The princess has always loved country life. 1531 01:50:14,516 --> 01:50:16,291 She herself comes from Sussex 1532 01:50:16,391 --> 01:50:19,907 and she and the prince aim to spend plenty of time in the open air. 1533 01:50:25,725 --> 01:50:29,791 The princess hopes to be a friend to all sorts and conditions of men, 1534 01:50:29,891 --> 01:50:34,157 not least those less fortunate and less gifted than herself. 1535 01:50:39,558 --> 01:50:41,958 Princess Diana is radiantly confident 1536 01:50:42,058 --> 01:50:44,291 that she can make a real and meaningful contribution 1537 01:50:44,391 --> 01:50:48,250 to her new family and to her new country. 1538 01:50:48,350 --> 01:50:51,574 (CHANTING IN LATIN) 1539 01:50:52,433 --> 01:50:54,000 We wish auguri 1540 01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:55,916 - "good wishes" in her new language - 1541 01:50:56,016 --> 01:51:01,541 to a new Italian princess who will, to us, always remain a British one as well. 1542 01:51:01,641 --> 01:51:04,907 (CHANTING IN LATIN CONTINUES) 1543 01:51:16,183 --> 01:51:17,699 (CHILDREN SHOUTING) 1544 01:52:15,391 --> 01:52:18,615 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 1545 01:52:23,516 --> 01:52:26,791 - Are you all right, my darling? - I'm fine. 1546 01:52:26,891 --> 01:52:28,875 Have you understood what I said to Palucci? 1547 01:52:28,975 --> 01:52:33,208 - Enough. - Well, I'm sorry, but I must go to Rome. 1548 01:52:33,308 --> 01:52:35,375 The bank meeting is tomorrow morning. 1549 01:52:35,475 --> 01:52:38,625 - And tonight? - Oh, tonight... 1550 01:52:38,725 --> 01:52:41,750 I'll go and see my mother. You know I must go and see my mother. 1551 01:52:41,850 --> 01:52:44,208 - Yes. - Next time you must come with me. 1552 01:52:44,308 --> 01:52:47,083 - But just now, Rome is not amusing. - Yes, I know. 1553 01:52:47,183 --> 01:52:50,416 - If you need anything, Palucci will... - It's all right, I have plenty to do... 1554 01:52:50,516 --> 01:52:53,375 Look, I'll be back on Thursday. Probably Friday... 1555 01:52:53,475 --> 01:52:56,250 So take care of yourself. Bye, darling. 1556 01:52:56,350 --> 01:52:58,532 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 1557 01:53:03,516 --> 01:53:05,791 (CHILDREN SHOUTING) 1558 01:53:05,891 --> 01:53:07,041 (CAR DOOR SHUTS) 1559 01:53:07,141 --> 01:53:08,532 (ENGINE REVVING) 1560 01:53:29,266 --> 01:53:30,416 - Buona notte! - Buona notte! 1561 01:53:30,516 --> 01:53:33,000 Buona notte! Good night! 1562 01:53:33,100 --> 01:53:35,282 - Good night, signora. - Good night. 1563 01:54:18,850 --> 01:54:22,666 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1564 01:54:22,766 --> 01:54:26,199 I'll send the car for you at 12 o' clock. Enjoy yourselves. 1565 01:54:36,766 --> 01:54:39,458 - My husband's mother... - Yes, principessa. 1566 01:54:39,558 --> 01:54:41,208 Have you her phone number? 1567 01:54:41,308 --> 01:54:45,833 The principessa had the instrument removed some years ago, principessa. 1568 01:54:45,933 --> 01:54:48,041 So my husband is not attainable at all tonight, then? 1569 01:54:48,141 --> 01:54:50,833 One could send a telegram, principessa. 1570 01:54:50,933 --> 01:54:53,208 That's the only means whereby you can get in contact? 1571 01:54:53,308 --> 01:54:56,541 That is so, principessa. 1572 01:54:56,641 --> 01:54:59,791 Thank you. Thank you, Signor Palucci. 1573 01:54:59,891 --> 01:55:01,657 Principessa. 1574 01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:18,157 Grazie. 1575 01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:36,666 - Are you resident in this country? - No, in Italy. 1576 01:57:36,766 --> 01:57:38,416 Have you bought any presents while you've been abroad? 1577 01:57:38,516 --> 01:57:39,791 No, nothing at all. Just personal luggage. 1578 01:57:39,891 --> 01:57:42,958 - No perfume? - No nothing at all. 1579 01:57:43,058 --> 01:57:44,291 You realise that perfume is dutiable? 1580 01:57:44,391 --> 01:57:46,750 Yes, well I haven't got any with me, anyway. 1581 01:57:46,850 --> 01:57:49,416 - No, no. It's just all personal. - You bought nothing at all. 1582 01:57:49,516 --> 01:57:52,907 - No cigarettes or spirits? - I've got nothing to declare. 1583 01:58:02,558 --> 01:58:06,240 Hello. 1584 01:58:08,808 --> 01:58:11,416 I didn't know whether you'd come. 1585 01:58:11,516 --> 01:58:13,699 I was always easily seduced. 1586 01:58:15,100 --> 01:58:17,208 Especially by telegrams. 1587 01:58:17,308 --> 01:58:19,490 I hoped you would be. 1588 01:58:27,475 --> 01:58:30,699 - You look older. - You don't. 1589 01:58:32,933 --> 01:58:35,115 Come on, I hate this anteroom. 1590 01:58:42,225 --> 01:58:43,740 Well... 1591 01:58:44,183 --> 01:58:45,699 ROBERT: Well? 1592 01:58:48,725 --> 01:58:51,791 Isn't it a miracle? 1593 01:58:51,891 --> 01:58:54,074 We're still a couple. 1594 01:58:57,558 --> 01:59:00,166 I thought maybe after all this time 1595 01:59:00,266 --> 01:59:03,541 something would have changed. 1596 01:59:03,641 --> 01:59:05,449 It hasn't. 1597 01:59:06,350 --> 01:59:09,250 ROBERT: We are? 1598 01:59:09,350 --> 01:59:11,532 Aren't we? 1599 01:59:15,350 --> 01:59:17,949 Thank God it's never too late. 1600 01:59:19,516 --> 01:59:22,699 Two people really belong to each other. 1601 01:59:24,350 --> 01:59:26,541 It doesn't matter what happens. 1602 01:59:26,641 --> 01:59:29,375 This time, darling, let's get somewhere in the country. 1603 01:59:29,475 --> 01:59:32,083 Away from all this London racket. 1604 01:59:32,183 --> 01:59:34,740 Somewhere quiet where you can write. 1605 01:59:37,100 --> 01:59:41,208 We both learned our lesson and won't make any more mistakes. 1606 01:59:41,308 --> 01:59:43,490 I know we can be so happy. 1607 01:59:45,016 --> 01:59:47,199 We're not going back to anything, you know. 1608 01:59:49,225 --> 01:59:51,407 This was just for old times' sake. 1609 01:59:56,808 --> 01:59:59,083 Porter, please. 1610 01:59:59,183 --> 02:00:00,041 What are you doing? 1611 02:00:00,141 --> 02:00:01,916 Porter, will you get on to London Airport 1612 02:00:02,016 --> 02:00:06,458 and reserve me one seat on any flight this afternoon to Rome. 1613 02:00:06,558 --> 02:00:08,041 - That's right; - What the hell are you doing? 1614 02:00:08,141 --> 02:00:10,833 The Princess Della Romita. 1615 02:00:10,933 --> 02:00:11,875 R-O-M... 1616 02:00:11,975 --> 02:00:16,750 Robert, put down that phone. Give me that phone. What are you doing? 1617 02:00:16,850 --> 02:00:18,375 You are going back to Rome. 1618 02:00:18,475 --> 02:00:21,041 I am not going back. I'll cancel it. Give me that phone. 1619 02:00:21,141 --> 02:00:24,365 Get up... and get dressed. 1620 02:00:25,391 --> 02:00:28,333 You bastard. 1621 02:00:28,433 --> 02:00:30,833 You just used me. 1622 02:00:30,933 --> 02:00:33,750 You used me. It's a moot point. 1623 02:00:33,850 --> 02:00:36,032 Now, get dressed. 1624 02:00:39,141 --> 02:00:41,324 God, I hate you. 1625 02:00:45,516 --> 02:00:48,041 It is not true, Robert. I love you. 1626 02:00:48,141 --> 02:00:50,208 You know I love you. What are you doing Robert? 1627 02:00:50,308 --> 02:00:51,541 Please. Please, I've come all this way. 1628 02:00:51,641 --> 02:00:53,865 Get dressed and I'll take you to the airport. 1629 02:00:55,016 --> 02:00:58,208 Oh, Robert, come on. It's only 'cause I love you. Don't throw it away. 1630 02:00:58,308 --> 02:01:00,333 I need you. Please... 1631 02:01:00,433 --> 02:01:04,166 Will you get dressed? 1632 02:01:04,266 --> 02:01:05,916 Robert... 1633 02:01:06,016 --> 02:01:09,791 Just give us one more chance. I beg of you. 1634 02:01:09,891 --> 02:01:11,708 Let's spend a week together. 1635 02:01:11,808 --> 02:01:14,615 - It won't hurt to try a week. - I don't have a week. 1636 02:01:18,725 --> 02:01:23,407 I...don't see how you can throw away something that's meant so much to us. 1637 02:01:27,100 --> 02:01:28,750 It doesn't put me off, you know. 1638 02:01:28,850 --> 02:01:32,250 Being vile to me doesn't put me off. 1639 02:01:32,350 --> 02:01:34,291 It puts me off. 1640 02:01:34,391 --> 02:01:36,083 - It disgusts me. - What does? 1641 02:01:36,183 --> 02:01:38,365 To hear myself. 1642 02:01:39,183 --> 02:01:41,365 To hear the way I want to treat you. 1643 02:01:41,933 --> 02:01:44,699 I won't feel like this a moment longer than I have to. 1644 02:01:47,808 --> 02:01:50,416 But we can't just go like this. 1645 02:01:50,516 --> 02:01:52,500 You'd be surprised. 1646 02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:55,458 You're in love with someone else. Is that it? 1647 02:01:55,558 --> 02:01:57,791 No. 1648 02:01:57,891 --> 02:01:59,750 Gone back to your wife? 1649 02:01:59,850 --> 02:02:01,291 No, on the contrary... 1650 02:02:01,391 --> 02:02:03,708 She wants to divorce me. She's found someone else she wants to marry. 1651 02:02:03,808 --> 02:02:06,958 - Well? - Isn't that good news. 1652 02:02:07,058 --> 02:02:09,250 But if there isn't anyone else, what are you going to do? 1653 02:02:09,350 --> 02:02:12,083 - Why just... - I'm going to a small American university. 1654 02:02:12,183 --> 02:02:14,666 I shall read, shall lecture... 1655 02:02:14,766 --> 02:02:16,791 You'll hate it. 1656 02:02:16,891 --> 02:02:20,125 ...and I shall like it. It's what I want to do. I shall write. 1657 02:02:20,225 --> 02:02:22,708 What will you write about? 1658 02:02:22,808 --> 02:02:25,541 I'll write about you. 1659 02:02:25,641 --> 02:02:28,625 About myself, about my wife, and my children. 1660 02:02:28,725 --> 02:02:30,208 They played a large part, you know. 1661 02:02:30,308 --> 02:02:35,407 - I played the largest part. - Certainly the most dramatic. 1662 02:02:39,475 --> 02:02:41,500 Robert, stop the car. 1663 02:02:41,600 --> 02:02:43,458 I won't go to Rome. 1664 02:02:43,558 --> 02:02:45,875 - You're going to Rome. - I'll kill myself. 1665 02:02:45,975 --> 02:02:48,041 - Then kill yourself. - I will, I swear I will. 1666 02:02:48,141 --> 02:02:50,324 So do. 1667 02:02:51,766 --> 02:02:54,041 I didn't say I wanted to go with you. 1668 02:02:54,141 --> 02:02:57,625 If I can't be with you, I don't want to be alive. 1669 02:02:57,725 --> 02:03:00,500 - Like hell. - It's true. 1670 02:03:00,600 --> 02:03:04,032 All lies are true at the time. 1671 02:03:24,641 --> 02:03:26,240 (HORN BLOWS) 1672 02:03:47,975 --> 02:03:49,532 Porter. 1673 02:03:51,808 --> 02:03:53,365 Yes, ma'am? 1674 02:03:54,433 --> 02:03:57,657 My suitcase is in the back. 1675 02:04:13,933 --> 02:04:15,490 (HORN BLARES) 1676 02:04:16,183 --> 02:04:21,875 WOMAN: (ON TANNOY) Announcing the arrival of BOAC flight 262 from Lagos 1677 02:04:21,975 --> 02:04:24,157 and Frankfurt. 1678 02:04:26,308 --> 02:04:29,458 What actually is the purpose of your visit here? 1679 02:04:29,558 --> 02:04:32,750 (CHUCKLES) Don't know how you even found out I was in England. 1680 02:04:32,850 --> 02:04:35,041 Any special reason? 1681 02:04:35,141 --> 02:04:38,041 My mother hasn't been very well. I came over to see her. 1682 02:04:38,141 --> 02:04:40,000 No other reason? 1683 02:04:40,100 --> 02:04:42,041 Isn't one's mother enough reason? 1684 02:04:42,141 --> 02:04:45,541 I see. Are you happy in Italy, principessa? 1685 02:04:45,641 --> 02:04:48,125 I'm as happy as anyone could possibly be. 1686 02:04:48,225 --> 02:04:52,375 Are you, er... likely to resume your career soon, principessa? 1687 02:04:52,475 --> 02:04:56,115 I have a family now and that gives me all I could possible want. 1688 02:05:34,558 --> 02:05:38,115 (♪ "SANTA LUCIA")